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Exodus 3:17 mammary excretion and insect vomit

David T

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"And I have promised to bring you up out of your misery in Egypt into the land of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites--a land flowing with mammary excretion and insect vomit!!!

Wow that's so much better!! OK you religious whackos, get with it the bible needs to be a science text it needs some serious upgrading. We can get into some really valid discussions like, without the mammary excretion does the infant die? If it can survive then logic seems to point to the glands being some evolutionary mistake!! Personally on some species, OK one species, I find them magical.
Which then leads to are females magical? Female forum members can't comment, we will place Internet burka on you, you are too magical. How does an Internet burka work exactly? I have all these really important questions between the science religion divide. Seems like a relatively abandoned room!!! Good, I don't care for large crowds...
 

Kapalika

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"And I have promised to bring you up out of your misery in Egypt into the land of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites--a land flowing with mammary excretion and insect vomit!!!

Wow that's so much better!! OK you religious whackos, get with it the bible needs to be a science text it needs some serious upgrading. We can get into some really valid discussions like, without the mammary excretion does the infant die? If it can survive then logic seems to point to the glands being some evolutionary mistake!! Personally on some species, OK one species, I find them magical.
Which then leads to are females magical? Female forum members can't comment, we will place Internet burka on you, you are too magical. How does an Internet burka work exactly? I have all these really important questions between the science religion divide. Seems like a relatively abandoned room!!! Good, I don't care for large crowds...

I'm pretty sure "land of milk and honey" is a metaphor for the place being like, fertile and awesome and stuff. Probably lots of figs or something.

Honestly, your post, kinda reads like you are drunk or high or something, are you okay?
 

Father

Devourer of Truth
Dad... What the Hell.
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David T

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Premium Member
I'm pretty sure "land of milk and honey" is a metaphor for the place being like, fertile and awesome and stuff. Probably lots of figs or something.

Honestly, your post, kinda reads like you are drunk or high or something, are you okay?
LOL no just having a bit of fun. I don't take this seriously.
 
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