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Father Heathen is Going to be a Father

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
We're already parents to a thirteen year old & ten year old.


I started early.

Bahahaha!!!

Welp, then you two are old hands. My wife is still kinda interested in one more, but our youngest starts school soon, and the thought of nappies...

*shudders*

Still, i love my kids so much, it is kinda weird to balance up such an awesome thing with the annoyance of a crappy diaper.

;)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Just think.
In almost a year.....
185px-Krusty's_Son.PNG
 

dust1n

Zindīq
Wowser. Congratulations you guys. Lol.. I remember when you ya'l got married. What's next, retirement?

May I suggest not wearing the avatar around the newborn, FH.
 

Wirey

Fartist
We're very happy and excited! :) I'm looking forward to the new experience of being a daddy, although much to their dismay I told my step-daughters (jokingly) that we'll defer diaper changing to them.

I thought the forum rules explicitly forbade you from reproducing!

Congratulations, guys! And in the name of all that's holy, don't give the kid some lame-assed name like Dakota or Peace. Wirey's good, though.
 

Wirey

Fartist
Is everyone else trying to picture that clown getting freaky with that flower? It's pretty gross.
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
We're very happy and excited! :) I'm looking forward to the new experience of being a daddy, although much to their dismay I told my step-daughters (jokingly) that we'll defer diaper changing to them.

Off topic, but, as we've reached the point in our relationship where we're procreating, I think you need to know that I hate your avatar.
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
Baby Heathen is the size of a fig, so says the books.

We caught a glimpse of the heart beat on doppler last night - registering at 175 beats per minute. I go back to the doctor on Monday. Hope to learn more about the progress of our little one.
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
Had a 3 hour appointment today with high risk specialist. LOVE the new office & crew. I got a sneak peak at baby via ultrasound. Our baby is beautiful! His/her facial profile was so precious, I cried. Sweetest little nose & mouth. Baby was sleeping with one arm suspended near its face. The Doctor's Assistant jostled him/her around and baby "woke" with a start - kicking little legs & moving little arms around.

I'm feeling flutters (Doc Assistant confirmed I'm not crazy, this is my third pregnancy, after all). Strong heart beat.

We're 12 weeks along & so love this little creation. This week, baby is the size of a lime.
 

beenie

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Awww congratulations to you both! Ultrasounds are so freaking cool. I'm so glad you got to see your little baby!!

Much health and happiness to you all. :)
 
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