Favorite movie line

[Feathers in Hair]

"Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining."

Fletcher, from The Outlaw Josey Wales

The scary thing is, I saw this, but had just read a quote from Obi-Wan previously mentioned. My brain somehow mixed up the two and I found myself thinking "I don't remember that part of "Star Wars'!"

One of my all-time favorites is from "Labyrinth- "You have no power over me."

Arrrrrgghhh! Why can't I remember more on the spot?!

 

[Aqualung]

Airplane: I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Pretty much anything from airplane could be on here. I like "That's when I developed my drinking problem."

 

[BUDDY]

Airplane: I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Here is my favorite from that movie:
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Okay, and my all time favorite comedy, Raising Arizona:

Parole Board Member #1: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board Member #2: Repeat offender!
Parole Board Member #1: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me anymore.
Parole Board Member #1: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No sir, no way.
Parole Board Member #2: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board Member #1: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board Member #1: Okay, then.

 

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

Alladin says to Princess Jasmin..."Do you trust me?"

 

[Master Vigil]

Balto, a dog cannot make this journey alone. But maybe, a wolf can.

Boris from Balto. That line, when being said in the background when Balto sees the white wolf and then steps in the paw print, and then howls with the wolf. GIVES ME CHILLS!!!!! I love that movie.

 

[Majikthise]

"I am a repeat offender! I repeat , I will offend again!!":biglaugh:

Annonymous drunk in a ploice station from Robocop.

 

[jamaesi]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

"I can no longer sit back and allow... Communist infiltration... Communist indoctrination... Communist subversion... and the international Communist conspiracy... to sap and impurify... all... of our precious bodily fluids."

Both from Dr. Strangelove. Alwaaaays cracks me up when I watch that movie. : )

 

[jewscout]

"A flying car? Well now i've seen everything."
"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"No."
"Well then you haven't seen everything."

-Team America: World Police

 

[Sava]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?

- Dirty Harry

 

[Jaymes]

"You're really weird." ~ Johnny Depp in the previews for the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say, I'm a fangirl.

 

[Majikthise]

"All kinds a' edges."

Lone Watie, the Outlaw Josey Wales.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

(I'll make a long speech short).....They can take my life, but they will never take MY FREEDOM!!!!
-Braveheart

You will not make this putt, ya JACKA**! And the other parts that involved "ya jacka**" on Happy Gilmore.

Reporter: Do you have anything to say to the other vampires?
Lestat: Yes as a matter of fact I do: Come out, come out, wherever you are.
-Queen of The Damned.

 

[Mr Spinkles]

"Rommel....you magnificent son of a b*** I read your book!"
~Patton

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
~Billy Madison

 

[Riven]

"Obviously, you're not a golfer." - The Big Lebowski

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you." - The Princess Bride

"Let me tell you what you really are: you rode a 15 year old boy straight into his grave, and the rest of us straight to hell. William H. Bonney, you are not a God." - Young Guns II

 

[jewscout]

"I don't want a large Farva i want a liter of cola." - Supertroopers

 

[Watcher]

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

-Austin Powers

Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering silmite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis interrupting: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[Shadow Wolf]

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

One of the teachers were i went to high school had that as an audio clip on his computer. Whenever someone would make a dumb reply, or sometimes the wrong answer, he would play that clip.

If its our time to go, its our time. But if those b******ds want to take our lives, before we give them HELL!!!!
- The Matrix Revolutions

 

[Draka]

From the movie Dogma:
Rufus: He (Jesus) said mankind got it all wrong by taking a good idea and building a belief structure on it.

Bethany: You’re saying having beliefs is a bad thing?

Rufus: I just think it’s better to have ideas. I mean you can change ideas, changing a belief is trickier. People die for it, people kill for it.

 

[Mister Emu]

I think you could pull just about any line from MP and the Holy Grail and get a favorite line.

Frenchman: I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Knight who says KNEE!: We want... a shrubbery!

Father: Please, Please. ThisThis is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue and bicker about who killed who.

Father: But since the tragic death of her father.
Servant: He's not quite dead
Father: Since the near fatal wounding of her father.
Servant: He's getting better
*father signals a guard*
Father: Since her own father, who when he seemed about to recover suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him.
Servant: Oh, he's died.

 

[Harvster]

Two of my favourites out of many:

Latrine: "Oh dear Lord, if you see it fit to send me my one true love..." *CRASH* "Thank you!"


Sheriff of Rottingham: "Stop me if I'm wrong sire, but, wasn't your mole on the other side?"
Prince John: "I have a MOLE?
~Robin Hood Men in Tights~