Female Stages of Life

[Bishka]

AGE DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to colour my hair
48 Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 Need to have Francois colour my wig

AGE FAVORITE SPORT
17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping

AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"

AGE FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man

AGE HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired ex dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat

AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66

AGE IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast

 

[ayani]

ahaha! should show this to my momma...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

AGE FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
...

Damn, I don't meet the dark part. I'm starting to get pale, to the point I look dead-pale when I use I to get just pale.

 

[Awen]

Hahaa! :biglaugh:Thanks for sharing, Becky!

 

[FyreBrigidIce]

awesome. I wonder how many of us women will remember this when we reach the different ages.


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