Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

[Alceste]

... Bird Study Shows

Flashier Great Tit Birds Produce Stronger Sperm

 

[Quagmire]

*gives alceste the "Most Misleading Thread Title" Award*

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Hmm, let's try it out. Flash me your Great Tits and we'll see if I produce stronger sperm.

Ya' know...for science.

 

[Breathe]

*disappointed*

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm glad this thread didn't turn out to be bragging about her superpower.
(Now I needn't concentrate to avoid disturbing mental images.)

 

[Alceste]

Lol - like moths to a flame.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Lol - like moths to a flame.

Where're those Great Tits at?

Huh?

Huh?

 

[Songbird]

Uh....I just stalled out trying pick which joke to go with.

 

[Alceste]

Where're those Great Tits at?

Huh?

Huh?

 

[SageTree]

Just kidding man....

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Oh yeah baby. Even better than I imagined.

 

[Alceste]

Oh yeah baby. Even better than I imagined.

Beautiful, aren't they!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Beautiful, aren't they!

Indeed. I want to reach out and hold them, but it's great just looking at them too.

 

[Quagmire]

I really like the way they just hang there with no support.

 

[Songbird]

Proud to be related to those tits.

 

[Noaidi]

What a pair, indeed. Just flappin' in the wind like Nature intended.
And they're almost symmetrical.

 

[Alceste]

What a pair, indeed. Just flappin' in the wind like Nature intended.
And they're almost symmetrical.

Well, the one on the right does hang a little lower, but my friends assure me that's normal.

 

[Gaura Priya]

Love the breasts too! :drool:

 

[blackout]

Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

And I've got four great children to prove it.


:flirt:

 

[freethinker44]

I fall for these threads everytime. Got my hopes up and then tricked. It's cruel. So, so cruel.