Food Fail

[Alex_G]

Ok i have to share this, as its ridiculous.

This evening i went to the kitchen to get some food. I prepped a sandwich with this breaded garlic chicken breast that I’ve been eating for the last few months in sandwiches. Bit of cheese and tomato with it, lovely.

Well i was eating it just now, and thought 'this is weird, the chickens got quite a bit of stringy tendons in it'. I looked closer, and discovered it was bloody raw!

You might think i'd got some dud packet, no no, turns out this chicken I’ve been eating for the last few months is meant for oven cooking, and i hadn’t realised till now! I'd just been slapping them into sandwiches without a second thought!

F-a-i-l


Well i just had to share that. I think i might tell future employers that story...

Alex

 

[Engyo]

Cannibal!

 

[Noaidi]

You might think i'd got some dud packet, no no, turns out this chicken I’ve been eating for the last few months is meant for oven cooking, and i hadn’t realised till now! I'd just been slapping them into sandwiches without a second thought!

You've had it for the last few months?? Raw?? Jeez, you got a cast-iron stomach or something?

 

[*Anne*]

Yikes! I'm glad you didn't get sick.

 

[Alex_G]

You've had it for the last few months?? Raw?? Jeez, you got a cast-iron stomach or something?

Better than cast iron, my stomach doesnt rust . But still, 'come on Alex, check ur food before u demolish it' lol

Oh btw, i do enjoy ur pic in the Post ur Pic thread, with the pint of John Smiths in the foreground. Quality.

Alex

 

[Thief]

A note of concern.....

some types of bacterium can lay quiet and then fester later on.

Watch yourself!

 

[Noaidi]

Oh btw, i do enjoy ur pic in the Post ur Pic thread, with the pint of John Smiths in the foreground. Quality.

Alex

Aye, can't beat a John Smiths now and then. Very perceptive of you to read the reversed logo through the glass. You partake yourself, I take it...?

 

[Alex_G]

Aye, can't beat a John Smiths now and then. Very perceptive of you to read the reversed logo through the glass. You partake yourself, I take it...?

Yeah i do enjoy a good ale from time to time. Been a bit teetotal so far in 2011, plenty of time for that to change though

Alex

 

[croak]

Took out a bun of some sort, methinks. Had some green specks on it, which I figured might be some sort of... I don't know, herbal thing? Take a bite, chew... OH JEEZ IT'S MOLD.

How people choose to eat moldy cheese, I have no idea....

 

[Panda]

Epic fail.

 

[AfterGlow]

Oh man, that sucks something proper. If it's pre-spiced stuff you thought to put into a sandwich it's not even going to be the good bits of the chicken, just the stuff that fell on the floor on the way to KFC.

At least it was garlic though, garlic's good for you.

 

[Rakhel]

Epic fail.

Agreed. I wouldn't call it a food fail. I'd call it an Alex fail.

 

[Falvlun]

I always wondered who those big bold "This food product is RAW and NEEDS to BE COOKED" disclaimers on the sides of those chicken boxes were for.

I wonder no longer.