Lets go right back to the beginning. Is it possible for nothing to create something ? Yet something, everything, exists and was created. So you must accept either everything came from nothing, or God created everything. From mans perspective, seemingly absurd with adherents to both absurdities. If one believes God can create whatever he chooses from whatever he chooses, the answer to your question is glaringly obvious. If, on the other hand you accept the other absurdity, that everything created itself from nothing, then by the standard model we are descended from rocks, a cooled volcanic planet inundated with rain, caused our ancestors to shed microscopic and larger portions of themselves into a sea where etc., etc., etc.
In essence you want to poke fun at the Biblical account, so couch it in a pseudo serious question to do so.
Either you accept one absurdity or the other, or neither, and say " I don't know !" If you don't don't, then I am sure you laugh at both possibilities, and decry the creation of people from rocks as much as you do their creation from soil.
If you accept one of the two possibilities, and find the other stupid, ignorant, and fantasy, I heartily assure you that those on the other side, just as intelligent as you, find your position to be exactly the same.
Much effort is made to laugh at Biblical creation, but the other possibility is just as laughable. Just as incomprehensible, just as full of magic and hocus pocus, just as utterly absurd.
So, you are descended from rock or soil, there is no escaping that, and you really have no reason to laugh and poke fun, glass houses and all that.
Pick an absurdity, any absurdity ( out of two, not 52) and I bet I can guess the one you picked.