For males only: would you rather run into a bear or into Victoria Silvstedt?

[Estro Felino]

After the LOL thing about men and bear...I have decided to change the survey:
would you rather run into a dangerous, carnivorous Grizzly bear (not the European version)?
I mean, the bear from White Fang

Or would you feel safer, if Victoria Silvstedt chased you...with those voracious eyes? Eyes saying....män? Mmmmm....Ja, Jag gillar....

PS: don't be shy, boys.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Neither, but if it came down to running into one of the other, Victoria would probably do less damage to the front of my car.

 

[Estro Felino]

Neither, but if it came down to running into one of the other, Victoria would probably do less damage to the front of my car.

You have to choose either. As the women in that sort of survey did... https://edition.cnn.com/2024/05/06/us/man-bear-safety-tiktok-question-cec/index.html

 

[Stevicus]

I don't think I'd want to run into a bear or a wolf or a mountain lion - or any other animal which could cause serious injury. People should exercise caution before going out into wilderness areas. I read of a recent report of two Scottish women who were seriously injured on a trip through the Carpathian Mountains while trying to take a selfie with a bear.

I once came across a guy in a parking lot who was feeding coyotes. There were half a dozen coyotes gathered around this guy, while this other guy was screaming at him from across the parking lot "You dummy! Stop feeding the coyotes!" I retreated from the area myself.

I have no clue who this Victoria person is, but if faced with that kind of choice, I'd rather encounter a human than a bear or wolf or whatever it might be. As long as Godzilla doesn't attack, I think things will be okay.

 

[Twilight Hue]

After the LOL thing about men and bear...I have decided to change the survey:
would you rather run into a dangerous, carnivorous Grizzly bear (not the European version)?
I mean, the bear from White Fang

Or would you feel safer, if Victoria Silvstedt chased you...with those voracious eyes? Eyes saying....män? Mmmmm....Ja, Jag gillar....

PS: don't be shy, boys.

A rich wealthy man would probably prefer a bear. A woman might sue decades later in a attempt to gather a sizable portion of his money.

 

[Estro Felino]

A rich wealthy man would probably prefer a bear. A woman might sue decades later in a attempt to gather a sizable portion of his money.

But I asked which you would choose.

 

[Estro Felino]

I have no clue who this Victoria person is, but if faced with that kind of choice, I'd rather encounter a human than a bear or wolf or whatever it might be. As long as Godzilla doesn't attack, I think things will be okay.

You don't sound that enthusiastic.
I am afraid all men will choose the bear...
so they are identical to the women who will choose the bear too...

 

[Alien826]

Well let's see now.

First I don't think "run into" is intended to mean hitting the bear or woman with a car, so I'll take it to mean "meet".

Grizzly bears are very powerful dangerous creatures and best avoided. Women that make aggressive sexual advances to me are not really dangerous, though pretty much non existent to me these days.

No brainer really. I'd pick the women every time.

Thinking about the comparison with the other thread, it's not really comparable as it seems women are actually frightened by men in the circumstances described. Which is sad. I don't think many men would be frightened by a woman. Unless it's Marjorie Taylor Greene of course. In that case I'd run. Fast. And hope to meet a bear that would protect me.

 

[Twilight Hue]

But I asked which you would choose.

I like the ladies. But I'll treat them like they are nuns.

 

[Estro Felino]

Well let's see now.

First I don't think "run into" is intended to mean hitting the bear or woman with a car, so I'll take it to mean "meet".

Grizzly bears are very powerful dangerous creatures and best avoided. Women that make aggressive sexual advances to me are not really dangerous, though pretty much non existent to me these days.

No brainer really. I'd pick the women every time.

Thinking about the comparison with the other thread, it's not really comparable as it seems women are actually frightened by men in the circumstances described. Which is sad. I don't think many men would be frightened by a woman. Unless it's Marjorie Taylor Greene of course. In that case I'd run. Fast. And hope to meet a bear that would protect me.

Are you sure you wouldn't run away from Victoria Silvstedt too? Look at her eyes...

 

[Twilight Hue]

Are you sure you wouldn't run away from Victoria Silvstedt too? Look at her eyes...

You can tell she's looking for her prey.

 

[Estro Felino]

You can tell she's looking for her prey.

Yeah...I am sure most males in my country would rather be mauled by a bear.

 

[Alien826]

Are you sure you wouldn't run away from Victoria Silvstedt too? Look at her eyes...

At my age I can't run very fast, she'd catch me in no time. And then I might be too tired for what she had in mind.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Yeah...I am sure most males in my country would rather be mauled by a bear.

At least there's a chance a bear would leave you right then and there.

Women can decades later try to extract all your money away.

 

[Secret Chief]

Weird question. I neither want to meet with a dangerous animal nor be chased for some unknown reason by a complete stranger.

 

[Estro Felino]

Weird question. I neither want to meet with a dangerous animal nor be chased for some unknown reason by a complete stranger.

But this is a joke thread.
I was expecting more playful answers...it's a way to ridicule the controversy about the survey man or bear?

 

[Estro Felino]

At least there's a chance a bear would leave you right then and there.

Women can decades later try to extract all your money away.

I am speaking of a woman who just wants something from you. The word starts by P and ends by S. Five letters.

 

[Secret Chief]

But this is a joke thread.
I was expecting more playful answers...it's a way to ridicule the controversy about the survey man or bear?

Sorry, don't know about that survey and nothing funny occured to me.

 

[Twilight Hue]

I am speaking of a woman who just wants something from you. The word starts by P and ends by S. Five letters.

Yes. That he "payes" the award.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I have a repellent that is much more effective of prowling women than on prowling bears...