For those that are looking forward to Hell

[Skwim]

How do you invision it?

Considering that all those who continually harp on getting right with Jesus will be safely locked up in heaven, hell will be paradise.

 

[doppelganger]

I once heard a Baptist preacher say that Heaven was a place where all the saved people stood before God, much like a church choir, and they sang songs in honor of His grace and magnificence all day long for everlasting eternity . . .

Uhhhh, that would be hell for me. I'm also thinkin' that would pretty much be hell for God as well.

You have that bad a singing voice?

 

[doppelganger]

According to Aquinas, those in heaven will find joy and delight in watching the torment of the damned to increase their appreciation for their salvation and fully know the justice of their "God." Fun fact!

 

[Eliot Wild]

You have that bad a singing voice?

Actually, I'm a kareoke king. You should hear my white boy rendition of Purple Rain. But even Prince himself would tend to get a little hoarse after the first billion refrains of Amazing Grace.

 

[Tiapan]

One persons Heaven is another's Hell so does it really matter?
If you cant have children in either place then both places must be hellish.
Children are what life is about.

Cheers

 

[MoonWater]

well going by christianity I would end up in the first level of hell, which is basically earth all over again only with a hint of sadness. But considering the fact that I would get to be in a place that would be full of nature, I would be with my loved ones, with most of the great minds of our history, and the fact that all the really bad people like rapists and murderers and greedy ********** would be cast into other, deeper levels of hell far away from us... I think it would be a pretty cool place to be. It's the heaven that is described in the bible, a city made of jewels and gold where the closest you get to nature is a single river running down the center and you spend eternity praising and worshipping god, that would be real hell for me.

 

[Epicurus_UK]

Hmmm...

If I believed in such a place, I would imagine hell to be full of fundamentalist christians telling me I was going to an even worse place next time.

 

[Thesavorofpan]

This is what Anthony Flew said also. He can no longer not believe in God but he doesn't want to spend eternity worshiping him. He was looking forward to hell because he didn't want to be in heaven with God. I'm not sure if you know this but your body will be like a tuning fork, you won't be singing with your mouth, your songs will come from your whole being. I'm looking forward to it. It will be an exciting time and an interesting experience.

You'll be in for a surprise. *snickers*

 

[Sunstone]

How do you invision it?

I envision it as full of misspelled words and unused spell checkers.

 

[Alceste]

I envision it as full of misspelled words and unused spell checkers.

rofl

... to say nothing of bad puns and sloppy punctuation.

 

[Misty]

I once heard a Baptist preacher say that Heaven was a place where all the saved people stood before God, much like a church choir, and they sang songs in honor of His grace and magnificence all day long for everlasting eternity . . .

Uhhhh, that would be hell for me. I'm also thinkin' that would pretty much be hell for God as well.

That would be hell for me too!

 

[croak]

I envision it as full of misspelled words and unused spell checkers.

-shudders-

So if Heaven has an eternal choir and Hell is full of misspelled words, chatspeak, 'ur in hel pls'... no, no. You have to tell me there's an alternative. D: Turning to dust is sounding real good right now.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

The only music in hell will be the Dixie Chicks and Darius Rucker - but you wont be able to see them. Just everlasting torment.

I can just hear those nails on the chalkboard.

 

[Magic Man]

I envision it as full of misspelled words and unused spell checkers.

So, the internet is hell?