Augustus
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my mission is complete........the tails have been twisted and the subjects are squealing.
I didn't realise political discourse in the US had actually reached the point where gloating over cable TV news ratings is actually a thing actual people do.
Apparently it seems to be quite the fashion though.
I just read that article, it's hilarious. The author writes about Fox News with the fanaticism of an 11 year old writing about One Direction when they just beat Justin Bieber to #1 in the charts.
*dramatic voice* [preferably the one that did 1980s action movie trailers]
"
No one has ever done what Fox has done and no one will ever repeat it. Because total ratings domination is rare. There is always an ebb and flow to these things. Fox, however, does not play by the normal laws of TV gravity.
What goes up keeps going up and there is no end in sight for this ratings juggernaut.
For 61 consecutive quarters, Fox News has finished number one among cable news networks in total day and primetime viewership. That’s domination not seen since we invaded Grenada...
This is domination. Never before seen in television history. This is a major breakthrough and shows how utterly terrible and discredited the mainstream media really is among average Americans.
There is no end in sight for Fox’s domination either. Because President Trump is a ratings machine and as only Fox treats him fair he will be appearing more and more on that network."
On behalf of foreigners everywhere, your country is *really* strange at times. I'm pretty confident that there is no other country in the world where people get genuinely excited and find emotional validation in cable news viewing figures.