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Frubal Eulogy

Wirey

Fartist
Whatever shall become of all the frubal related remarks? Where are the frubals of yesteryear? If a frubal falls in the forest, does anybody hear? If a frubal leaves Chicago on a train that averages 32.7 miles per hour, and the train is piloted by an insane monkey, then how many frubals does it take to fill a phone booth?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
O! be some other name:
What’s in a name? that which we call a frubal
By any other name would smell as sweet;
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
I lost about 100 frubals in the conversion, and I suspect other people have lost some frubals as well.

Who stole our frubals, and what exactly did they do with them? Maybe it's best not to know.
 

dantech

Well-Known Member
I lost about 100 frubals in the conversion, and I suspect other people have lost some frubals as well.

Who stole our frubals, and what exactly did they do with them? Maybe it's best not to know.
I've been trying to get to the bottom of this since before the migration... My beloved FruFru is still no where to be found.

I do know something though. Wirey was spotted with a Frubal that looked a lot like mine. We found a snowball by FruFru's bed. With Wirey's priors (the stealing of my signature), I think it's fair to consider him the prime suspect!
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
I have your frubals! Even FruFru! And you're not seeing them, any of them, until I get paid! You hear me? I want 20 large bags of Hershey Kisses to start with, and once I get those I will tell you my other demands. Now move!
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
The bags shall be perfectly unopened and sealed, no air escaping at all. Besides, if anything happens to me...you'll never see your precious frubals again. :cool: Want to take that chance? Now...about those Kisses?
 

Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
The bags shall be perfectly unopened and sealed, no air escaping at all. Besides, if anything happens to me...you'll never see your precious frubals again. :cool: Want to take that chance? Now...about those Kisses?
Plain, caramel or almonds?
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
I'd like a nice mix of milk chocolate, almond, and maybe even some Hugs thrown in. Yep. Should keep me set for quite a while.
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
How do we know you really have frufru?
Viker thought she lost Frufru in with her Pez stash. She didn't. She even thought she might have eaten Frufru. I actually snuck Frufru out of the Pez stash when Viker was watching The Walking Dead. She zones out so badly.
 

Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
Viker thought she lost Frufru in with her Pez stash. She didn't. She even thought she might have eaten Frufru. I actually snuck Frufru out of the Pez stash when Viker was watching The Walking Dead. She zones out so badly.
THAT'S who had their hand in my pocket! Thought I was dreaming of Norman Reedus again. :p
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
THAT'S who had their hand in my pocket! Thought I was dreaming of Norman Reedus again. :p
That would explain would explain the strange expression on your face and the noises.

Anyway, it remains, I have what you all want! I want candy...and possibly the entire series collection of BSG (I'm tired of watching it online) :p
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
You guys wouldn't be so flippant if you'd fought and bled in the great frubal revolution of '13 to emancipate frubals.

15 times I died in that war, just to give you young 'uns frubal freedom, and what thanks do I get? You all go and form your own opinions.

Well, that's gratitude for ya.

*spits out plug of chaw along with a few teeth I didn't need anyway* Yah. Young'uns these days got it too dang easy. Got people just hand'n frubals to e'm fer sayin' sumthin' cute, or fer bein' smart-alecky, or fer nuthin' et all.

They never had to crawl through a ditch full'a mud n' entrails ta rastle frubals away from the Hun. Spoiled little rapscalluns!
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
*spits out plug of chaw along with a few teeth I didn't need anyway* Yah. Young'uns these days got it too dang easy. Got people just hand'n frubals to e'm fer sayin' sumthin' cute, or fer bein' smart-alecky, or fer nuthin' et all.

They never had to crawl through a ditch full'a mud n' entrails ta rastle frubals away from the Hun. Spoiled little rapscalluns!

Pfft, I've had to annoy or offend ten people for every frubal I've gotten. Not to mention the countless thousands I've pee'd off with nothing to show for it.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I don't remember which thread, but it was pointed out that though we don't have the frubal system now, it is coming back.
 
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