I'm going to completely and totally steal from the "Lord of the Pants" here... No, I mean really steal. I'm only replacing 'pants' with 'frubals.' Only parts of FOTR today, though, lest someone kill me for this. (And I've edited the ones that would be... of questionable taste in context.) Ohhh... and I should warn readers that this is one of those things that is hilarious at 1 in the morning, and every time you read it afterward, but may not be if you read it when you're wide awake. I honestly don't know, falling into the '1 in the morning' category, myself.
Gollum: NO! Our frubals is lost!
Galadriel: The Frubals passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever.
Gandalf: Ooh! You didn't think I would miss your Uncle Bilbo's frubals?
Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the frubals.
Frodo: (to Gandalf) Whatever you did, you've been officially name a Disturber of the Frubals.
Merry: You're supposed to stick in the frubals!
Pippin: It is the in the frubals!
Gandalf: The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared, a secret now that only frubals can tell.
Gandalf: They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Frubals. We do not know who else may be watching!
Sam: I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from frubals I've ever been.
(*sniffle* That one always makes me cry.)
Merry: That black rider was looking for frubals, or someone...Frodo?
Gandalf: All these long years it was in the Shire, under my very frubals.
Farmer Maggot: Out of my frubals. You'll know the devil if I catch up with you!
Frodo: Underfrubals. My name is Underfrubals.
Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy frubals. Not seen him for six months.
Sauron: There is no life in the pants...only frubals!
Aragorn: You draw far too much attention to your frubals, Mr. Underhill!
Frodo: Where are you taking us?
Strider: Into the frubals.
Pippin: Oh that's nice! Ash on my frubals!
Aragorn: This is beyond my skill to heal, he needs elvish frubals.
Arwen: What's this? A Ranger? Caught off his frubals?
Arwen: "Frodo fîr. Ae athradon i hir, tur gwaith nîin frubals hon." (Frodo dies. If I get across the river, the frubals of my people will protect him.)
Arwen: I do not fear frubals.
Gandalf: There is only one lord of the ring... and he does not share frubals!
Saruman: (to Gandalf) Embrace the power of the Ring, or embrace your own frubals!
Boromir: The shards of Narsil! The blade that cut the ring from Saruon's frubals!
Arwen: Why do you fear the frubals? You are Isildur's heir' not Isildur himself.
Legolas: This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your frubals!
Gimli: I will be dead before I see the ring in the frubals of an Elf!
Legolas: You have my bow.
Gimli: And my frubals!
Pippin: Anyway, you need people with frubals on this sort of mission...quest...thing!
Bilbo: My old sword, Sting! -- The blade glows blue when frubals are close. And its times like that my lad, when you'll have to be extra careful!
Gimli: Let us go through the frubals of Moria!
Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not take the roads through Moria unless I had no other frubals.
Legolas: There is a fell voice on the frubals.
Gandalf: Its Saruman!
Aragorn: Hes trying to bring down the frubals!!
Boromir: Legolas! Aim for his frubals! Come on!
Frodo: I wish the frubals had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: Even the very wise can not see all frubals.
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw your frubals in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
Gandalf (to Balrog): I am the servant of the secret firet! Wielder of the frubals of Anor!
Gimli: I have the frubals of a hawk and the ears of a fox!
(extended version) Legolas: Govannes vin frubals le, Haldir O Lorien (Our fellowship stands in your frubals, Haldir of Lorien.)
Whew! I'm now renaming it "Lord of the Frubals"!
