Give A Poster A Present

[Revoltingest]

Let's all show some kindness & generosity towards our fellow posters.

For @columbus, I'm getting him a hat.
(A brain like that should be kept out of the sun.)

 

[Woberts]

Ewww…..
I liked being able to tell a trump supporter from a mile away just by looking at their hat.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Woberts gets....

And there's no 5 day waiting period for this death dealer!

 

[ChristineM]

This live one is specially for ground keeper @Revoltingest

 

[Revoltingest]

@Wu Wei has been so jealous of Mr Van.
So he gets a van of his own....

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Revoltingest gets:

 

[Revoltingest]

For that doddering old codger, "Get off'n me lawn!" @esmith.....

 

[Revoltingest]

I thought of giving @Audie some height enhancing shoes....you know, high heels.
But clothing....that would possibly be inappropriate.
Still, I like the shoe theme.
So she gets....

And I saved money cuz I didn't have to buy a pair.

 

[Audie]

Sorry-ah, a Jokeslab will never
compete with Louboutin for my affection.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sorry-ah, a Jokeslab will never
compete with Louboutin for my affection.

I wish I understood that.
I'm in the mood to take great offense at something.

Oops....the mood is gone now because the sun came out here.

 

[Audie]

I wish I understood that.
I'm in the mood to take great offense at something.

Oops....the mood is gone now because the sun came out here.

Rats, just as I was concocting something for
you.

 

[Revoltingest]

For the aging @sun rise, I have a gift set with directions
for proper use right on them...in a really big font.

 

[Wu Wei]

for @Revoltingest

That should keep him quiet for 15 minutes or so...and he will not be anymore or any less understandable so.....I guess it could be thought of as a gift for everyone on RF for about 15 minutes

 

[Revoltingest]

for @Revoltingest

That should keep him quiet for 15 minutes or so...and he will not be anymore or any less understandable so.....I guess it could be thought of as a gift for everyone on RF for about 15 minutes

It will take me at least a month to finish that.
It's fer sip'n....not gulp'n.

 

[Wu Wei]

It will take me at least a month to finish that.
It's fer sip'n....not gulp'n.

oops, sorry...guess I should have gone with

 

[Revoltingest]

oops, sorry...guess I should have gone with

That's still sip'n whiskey.
Nothing against single malt, but I'm a fan of blended.

 

[ChristineM]

Sorry-ah, a Jokeslab will never
compete with Louboutin for my affection.

Love louboutins, im 5:10 before i put them on. Lack of oxygen can be a problem up there so for you i would go the other way

For Audie

 

[Revoltingest]

Love louboutins, im 5:10 before i put them on. Lack of oxygen can be a problem up there to for you i would go the other way

For Audie

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I googled "Louboutin".
Now I know.
Shoes that spendy should come with a fine snowboard attached.

For @BSM1, I found the perfect picture for his bedroom wall.

 

[ChristineM]

I googled "Louboutin".
Now I know.
Shoes that spendy should come with a fine snowboard attached.

For @BSM1, I found the perfect picture for his bedroom wall.

They often come with a free broken ankle

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

give a poster a present
and she'll probably want to argue religion with you...