Give A Poster A Present

[sun rise]

For @Mindmaster based on another tread:

 

[Revoltingest]

They often come with a free broken ankle

Aye, snowboarding looks safer than wearing those hooker heels (aka "CFPs").

 

[columbus]

Let's all show some kindness & generosity towards our fellow posters.

For @columbus, I'm getting him a hat.
(A brain like that should be kept out of the sun.)

I am working on that, as a matter of fact.
I am designing a hat with:

"Trump Trump in 20 20" emblazoned on it.

Here's my present to you.
I will lube my finger with bacon grease first, before I respond to your next kilt flipping.

Tom

 

[BSM1]

@Wu Wei has been so jealous of Mr Van.
So he gets a van of his own....

Maybe now we can impeach the mother trucker (too soon?)!

 

[sun rise]

For @Skwim

 

[ChristineM]

Aye, snowboarding looks safer than wearing those hooker heels (aka "CFPs").

Could be unless you take lessons.

CFP? Certified financial planner?

 

[Revoltingest]

Could be unless you take lessons.

Who ever heard of shoe wearing lessons?

CFP? Certified financial planner?

Uh....yes....that's it!
(Glad I left out the "M".)

 

[sun rise]

For @savagewind

 

[ChristineM]

Who ever heard of shoe wearing lessons?

What? You would prefer a broken ankle rather than a little education? You better start the lessons soon, i am told the spring fashion shows will be all about daring kilts with laboutins

Uh....yes....that's it!

Glad you cleared that up, wasnt sure if it was College Football Playoff, Common Fisheries Policy, Concealed Firearm Permit or Canadian Family Planning

 

[BSM1]

I googled "Louboutin".
Now I know.
Shoes that spendy should come with a fine snowboard attached.

For @BSM1, I found the perfect picture for his bedroom wall.

Here's a more current pic:

 

[Revoltingest]

Here's a more current pic:

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I guess you dodged that bullet.

 

[sun rise]

I can't ignore @Revoltingest - no one can. So this is for you. It's a bit early but I can't resist starting early:

 

[Revoltingest]

I can't ignore @Revoltingest - no one can. So this is for you. It's a bit early but I can't resist starting early:

Ew!!!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

For @beenherebeforeagain

 

[Wu Wei]

That's still sip'n whiskey.
Nothing against single malt, but I'm a fan of blended.

Oh of crying out loud...then HERE...sheesh try and be nice to a guy....

 

[sun rise]

Ew!!!!!

Actually thinking about it, it 2024 will be the second term victory for a Democrat. So her time is later. Here's something for you instead. And I've even given you a choice.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh of crying out loud...then HERE...sheesh try and be nice to a guy....

Now yer talk'n!
It is most pukeworthy.

 

[Revoltingest]

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Actually thinking about it, it 2024 will be the second term victory for a Democrat. So her time is later. Here's something for you instead. And I've even given you a choice.

No take backs!

 

[BSM1]

I guess you dodged that bullet.

'Whew!'

 

[Revoltingest]

For @Jayhawker Soule....
Donald Trump Liberty Proof Golden Coin Plus Bonus Coin