Give me your FREE advice.

[Martin]

Don't do work on the roof....

 

[Samael_Khan]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

Join a religion you dislike and see how many believers you can deconvert from within. You will have the time of your life I promise you. How long your life lasts after that depends on the religion you join.

 

[fantome profane]

Try to get some rest and drink plenty of fluids.

But not at the same time or you might wet the bed.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

If you live in Greater Manchester and are a pensioner, don't forget to get your bus pass. AND pay the extra £10 and get free trams and local trains too

And if you don't live in the Greater Manchester, don't waste a tenner on a Greater Manchester bus pass...

 

[fantome profane]

And if you don't live in the Greater Manchester, don't waste a tenner on a Greater Manchester bus pass...

For a fiver you can get a Lesser Manchester bus pass.

 

[jonathan180iq]

Whatever you do, don't ever paste "live, laugh, love" on the wall of your home, your car, or your body.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Don't listen to advice.

Don't listen to FREE advice...

Only accept advice when they pay you cold hard cash to accept it...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Burn your candles from both ends.

tried that...did not work out so well for me...

 

[RestlessSoul]

I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.

Are you listening?


Plastics.

The Graduate?

 

[Aupmanyav]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.
Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

You are too perfect.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

There are several free advice theads at the moment and i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Doesn't matter what, just advise me, so long as its free and preferably humerous i would love to hear from you.

You excite @Polymath257 too much and it's bad for his polymath.

 

[ChristineM]

You are too perfect.

I can accept that

 

[sun rise]

Be careful what words you use.

humerous

led me to google which found this. The oracle spoke and you clearly need to bone up on your postings.

 

[ChristineM]

Be careful what words you use.



led me to google which found this. The oracle spoke and you clearly need to bone up on your postings.

Which is why, in real english (probably not the cut down America slang that passes for english), it is sometimes known as the funny bone.

 

[Brickjectivity]

My advice brings all the seekers to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

 

[ChristineM]

My advice brings all the seekers to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

Rather like milkshake?

Spoiler: Parental advisory

 

[jonathan180iq]

Parental advisory? lolol

 

[Brickjectivity]

Rather like milkshake?

Spoiler: Parental advisory

I know the song from the radio. The video is not provided in my country.

 

[Link]

Play a Pokémon game one more time and if you never have, just do it.

 

[RestlessSoul]

A lawyer told me this joke;

A guy receives a bill from his lawyer. Ticking off the various items, and their related hefty charges, he comes across the following entry -

“Spotting you in the street, crossing the road to say hello, then realising it wasn’t you: £250”