yuvgotmel
Well-Known Member
God = Alien
According to what various interpretations within Christianity, God must be an Alien because:
Any questions?
According to what various interpretations within Christianity, God must be an Alien because:
- God has a physical form
- God can and has died
- God resides in heaven (i.e. sky, space, etc.)
- Accounts say that god has come down in a cloud and/or going up in a cloud
- Gods transportation is a chariot in the sky (i.e. spacecraft)
- God interferes in peoples lives and kills those he doesnt like
- God has a gender (or two)
- God can reproduce
- Some followers of said god say that god may perform a massive abduction (i.e. rapture)
- God created humanity and put them on earth to till the soil (i.e. slave race and/or A.I.)
- God is a named being (i.e. fill in blank for various names)
- Gods kingdom will supposedly drop down out of the sky and land on Jerusalem (i.e. UFO landing/crash)
- Gods spirit has been said to hover over the waters and other places
- Accounts say that god caused floods, earthquakes and more (i.e. weather manipulation)
- Accounts say that god can speak and/or god can write (i.e. the Bible)
- God has an angelic winged army (i.e. spacecraft / flying machines)
- Some followers of said god say that god was once one of us and one day we can become like him (i.e. DNA manipulation and genetic upgrades)
Any questions?