God Speak!

[sojourner]

as we live longer in Heaven.

Except for those of us Americans (Hondurans, Mexicans, Canadians, etc.) who get hanged by [other?] Canadians in heaven after we die. Where will we go then??? Texas?

 

[SoyLeche]

I never knew Canadians were such jerks.

 

[sojourner]

Just those who are doing the hanging. Other American Canadians, who will be hung, are not jerks -- just jerked!

 

[Willamena]

I jumped to his final words for the night, he said, "I wish you all a merry chiristmas and that you all know me." He expressed not to include his name.

Boy, wasn't that fun!

That's not God, that's Santa.

 

[sojourner]

That's not God, that's Santa.

Notice that "Santa" is "Satan" spelled inside-out?

 

[Willamena]

Notice that "Santa" is "Satan" spelled inside-out?

Only if by "inside" you refer to the intestines can I see that.
:0

 

[SoyLeche]

Just those who are doing the hanging. Other American Canadians, who will be hung, are not jerks -- just jerked!

No, I'm pretty sure that the Canadians get to stand in a line, hang a few Americans, Mexicans, etc, and then be hanged themselves by the next Canadian in the line. The last Canadian gets pushed off the gallows by a moose.

 

[sojourner]

No, I'm pretty sure that the Canadians get to stand in a line, hang a few Americans, Mexicans, etc, and then be hanged themselves by the next Canadian in the line. The last Canadian gets pushed off the gallows by a moose.

My sister was once pushed by a moose...

:edit: Is that why we celebrate "Chris-moose?"

 

[Booko]

Funny again you should mention Texas, it lies directed south of Winnipeg, Canada.

So is Mexico City.

Aha...the truth comes out! The residents of Winnipeg are the people really responsible for the attempts of the Mexican gov't to colonize the U.S. via illegal immigration!

(I wonder if the Latvian Intelligence Agency in Grayling, Michigan knows about this?)

 

[Booko]

What about the Latvians?

Dang! Chimpy beats me to it!

The Latvians will be safe enough. Grayling is practically Canadian anyway.

 

[Booko]

My sister was once pushed by a moose...

My old college roommate once drove a motorcycle under a moose.

Will she be saved, do you think?

Oh...it wasn't in Canada, though -- she was in Sweden at the time.

 

[YmirGF]

Well I loved many of the responses to the op in this thread. Sojourner, I take my hat off to you. Well played.

Aside from that observation, I just wanted to say that for all you pot smokers out there, this thread is a superb reason why one should never "puff 'n' post".

Hanging in Heaven, eh? Now that IS amusing.

I would advice "my fellow Americans" not to get too hung up on this veiled threat. If you do, all I can say is, "Hang in there."

 

[Tigress]

Forgive me for pointing this out:

Canadians are Americans...as are Mexicans, Argentinians and Hondurans...and those who live in the USA. Either God's geopgraphy is flawed, or else Canada needs to effect a diaspora to the Asian steppes, or something...

Very true, which is why I generally refer to citizens of the United States as UnitedStatesians.

 

[Majikthise]

Well I loved many of the responses to the op in this thread. Sojourner, I take my hat off to you. Well played.

Aside from that observation, I just wanted to say that for all you pot smokers out there, this thread is a superb reason why one should never "puff 'n' post".

Hanging in Heaven, eh? Now that IS amusing.

I would advice "my fellow Americans" not to get too hung up on this veiled threat. If you do, all I can say is, "Hang in there."

I kin poast jest fine, tanks.

 

[sojourner]

My old college roommate once drove a motorcycle under a moose.

Will she be saved, do you think?

Oh...it wasn't in Canada, though -- she was in Sweden at the time.

I dunno...was the motorcycle a Triumph?

Oh!!! If she was in Sweden, that's a completely different dynamic! She was simply getting a Swedish moosage...