God's Idea of a Practical Joke

[Thief]

women

not that I don't like them.....I really do
not assuming they are equal.....they are....I know that

and they smell nice

but every now and then......wtf

 

[Thief]

mosquitoes

try to have a good time outside......and there they are
in your face ....up your neck
and any other place they can sneak up on

gotta poison my own skin to keep them off

and they can make you sick

 

[Thief]

boss men

typically dumber than a box of rocks
but they can fire you

I say it's God's fault
He gave Man dominion
and some bosses think they are god

 

[Thief]

bad smells

yeah I know.....the sense of smell can be a good warning

but He gave the good noses to dogs

not that I want my face to look like that

 

[pearl]

God's Idea of a Practical Joke

She created man

 

[crowfeather]

My wife can't stand women. She's ten years older than me. Even so, I'm catching up to her.
We both agree that they were not nearly as bad before feminism wrecked the whole works.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ranch dressing. Are you seriously telling me people have been living without it for thousands of years?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Couch potatoes. Should they be baked or fried? God refuses to tell.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Men have nipples, and I have to say that mine are not very useful to me and get sore if my shirt is damp. Hey, at least they aren't located on my backside. That would be seriously annoying. Maybe they have some unknown purpose however. For example perhaps they are sensitive to magnetic fields and help me to subconsciously know where I am at all times in a subconscious way? Such nipple navigation could not be called a practical joke at all.

 

[David1967]

The Platypus. Made from leftover parts apparently.

 

[Thief]

domestic cats

but maybe we are the blame for that

 

[Thief]

Couch potatoes. Should they be baked or fried? God refuses to tell.

and they probably will be...flamed

 

[Thief]

sunburns

really?....i need this on top of the labor i do???????

 

[Thief]

body odor

I have difficulty dealing with my fellowman as it is
I don't need to be repulsive standing in a crowd

 

[Thief]

Scotsmen @Revoltingest

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Religion.

 

[Thief]

Religion.

ooh...low blow.....
but well played

 

[Brickjectivity]

Evan Almighty (2007) - IMDb

If you watch movies this one is worth watching over again.

 

[Orionis]

There seem to be so many of them, but to name one I say...
balding!
Who needs that and for what? Duh?!

 

[Thief]

There seem to be so many of them, but to name one I say...
balding!
Who needs that and for what? Duh?!

I must agree.....
I'm a little light on top
I see NO cause for THAT!