Goodbye all

[Dan From Smithville]

Tell that to those who rule RF...

I see the forces aligned against you are powerful, but no match for the Baconwisatz Haderach or the bacon that can be on many sandwiches at once.

 

[Revoltingest]

I see the forces aligned against you are powerful, but no match for the Baconwisatz Haderach or the bacon that can be on many sandwiches at once.

And "bacon" is a killing word.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Actually just lots of tissues. Lots and lots of tissues.

You have issues with tissues? I agree, they are a mystery wrapped in a conundrum. Both nothing to sneeze at and for sneezing at. Among other things.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

And "bacon" is a killing word.

A tasty killing word.

 

[Rival]

You have issues with tissues? I agree, they are a mystery wrapped in a conundrum. Both nothing to sneeze at and for sneezing at. Among other things.

I mostly use them for when I'm walking home on the riverbank and I need to pee.

 

[Revoltingest]

You have issues with tissues? I agree, they are a mystery wrapped in a conundrum. Both nothing to sneeze at and for sneezing at. Among other things.

After this scintillating conversation, how can he possibly leave us for good, eh.

 

[Revoltingest]

I mostly use them for when I'm walking home on the riverbank and I need to pee.

And you have a baconny snack too.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I mostly use them for when I'm walking home on the riverbank and I need to pee.

You can tear them up in tiny pieces and hold them in your hand. Then tell someone you had the weirdest dream about a chicken trying to smother you. Bring your hand with the tissue pieces up to your mouth as if to suppress a cough and blow the tiny pieces out like confetti. It is a pretty funny sight gag. But they are also good for wrapping up details on project peeing on the river bank as well. Tissues are versatile. You can use them one at a time. Or in a pile. You can use them here or there. You can use them anywhere.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

After this scintillating conversation, how can he possibly leave us for good, eh.

I know. I'm riveted in place.

 

[Rival]

You can tear them up in tiny pieces and hold them in your hand. Then tell someone you had the weirdest dream about a chicken trying to smother you. Bring your hand with the tissue pieces up to your mouth as if to suppress a cough and blow the tiny pieces out like confetti. It is a pretty funny sight gag. But they are also good for wrapping up details on project peeing on the river bank as well. Tissues are versatile. You can use them one at a time. Or in a pile. You can use them here or there. You can use them anywhere.

They're also good for shoving in your pants for when unexpected menstruation occurs.

 

[Revoltingest]

They're also good for shoving in your pants for when unexpected menstruation occurs.

I've never had that happen.
Must be my choice of riverbanks to saunter along.

 

[Rival]

Must be my choice of riverbanks to saunter along.

Well you're not having mine.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

They're also good for shoving in your pants for when unexpected menstruation occurs.

I can see where that would be useful too. Though, I will have to bow to your knowledge on the matter, as it has not been an issue I have had direct need in which to establish resolution.

Tissues are divine. You can get a dozen for a dime. They're magic.

If your need for fire is dire. Some tissues and flint will take you higher. Sparks fly as tissues grow ashen and die. Lending their spark to the wood you spy. Warming a weary wanderer. Freshly cold from the weather.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I've never had that happen.
Must be my choice of riverbanks to saunter along.

Perhaps this is so, but I have walked many a river bank without that happening to me either.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I've never had that happen.
Must be my choice of riverbanks to saunter along.

I used tissues as earplugs the other day. Limited, but functional.

 

[Revoltingest]

I used tissues as earplugs the other day. Limited, but functional.

But don't blow your nose with earplugs.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

But don't blow your nose with earplugs.

That might destabilize the flux capacitor or something like that.

 

[oldbadger]

I hope you come back.

Keep well and please be happy.

 

[sealchan]

Life is ironic. I said I'd never leave this site and even made light of it, but I'm really going through a lot right now, and I don't need more drama in my life. I'm very deeply offended by a couple of people on here now, not all, and need to begin the healing process. I think that healing process involves leaving. I'm not finger-pointing because you cannot blame a whole forum for the actions of a couple of people.

I probably should have expressed beforehand that I'd rather have enemies than friends who don't strive for high standards when it comes to their thoughtfulness of me. I don't have much time for anything less. But I didn't think this issue would pop up. And now I'm hurt.

I don't want to, but I just have to go. Who knows, maybe I don't live up to my own standards of others, I don't know, but I know what I must have in my life. I know my safe-zones and what's good for me.

Thank you all for the time spent responding to my posts/threads.

Feel free to come and go as you please. I do on almost a daily basis!

Take care of yourself. Hope you feel inspired to return sometime when you are ready. If not, peace and long life to you!

 

[sealchan]

A tasty killing word.

I've heard the Fremen eat lots of bacon from the Shai-Hulud...lots of bacon...