Guess the Song and the Singer(s)!

[Kilgore Trout]

I like songs about cats:

I wanna see your ***** - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that ***** too
You wanna play with ***** all the time
To hide that kinda ***** is a crime
You say your *****'s clever and so slick
But I think that your *****'s kinda sick

I wanna bet your ***** ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my ***** like you do all the time
My *****'s just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your *****'s really ugly and mean
I bring my ***** everywhere I go
To watch my little ***** is a show
You say your *****'s clever and so slick
But I think that your *****'s really thick

She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My *****'s always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little ***** right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My ***** is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your *****'s clever and so slick
But I think that your *****'s mighty thick (miauw, baby)

I wanna see your ***** show it to me
Let me see your ***** show it to me
Show me your ***** show it to me
I wanna pet your ***** show it to me

 

[Kemosloby]

I like songs about cats:

I wanna see your ***** - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that ***** too
You wanna play with ***** all the time
To hide that kinda ***** is a crime
You say your *****'s clever and so slick
But I think that your *****'s kinda sick

I wanna bet your ***** ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my ***** like you do all the time
My *****'s just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your *****'s really ugly and mean
I bring my ***** everywhere I go
To watch my little ***** is a show
You say your *****'s clever and so slick
But I think that your *****'s really thick

She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My *****'s always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little ***** right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My ***** is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your *****'s clever and so slick
But I think that your *****'s mighty thick (miauw, baby)

I wanna see your ***** show it to me
Let me see your ***** show it to me
Show me your ***** show it to me
I wanna pet your ***** show it to me

They wear thicker veils at a nude beach.