Wirey
Fartist
Id like to start this off by explaining that I am a gun owner, and I see no problem with gun ownership. In fact, I think that schools in rural areas should have Gun Safety as a part of Health Class (or whatever the Hell theyre calling it now). Unlike the vast bulk of people, my job used to involve shooting things (trapper and seal hunter, can I get a Death to Seals? Damn hippies), something that will continue to vanish because people dont realize how hot women look wrapped in mink or fox. My first deer (whitetail, 10 point buck dressed at 190 and tasted great with mushrooms) is still one of those memories I can replay in my head like it happened yesterday, and that deer died around the same time as Anwar Sadat (I heard Sadat was mostly gristle though).
And I read Yank press and hear that any form of gun control is a liberal plot to steal guns from the innocent collectors and hunters. Sorry, but its not. Gun control is merely an attempt to limit personal access to firearms to something reasonable. I remember when Canada first came out with the Long Gun registry, (which we scrapped as too clunky) how many Americans claimed it was a matter of weeks before we all had our guns rounded up and got stuck in internment camps or something. Instead, nothing of the kind happened, and the law went away. Imagine that, our elected officials, Canadians just like us, werent out to enslave us. Good thing for them, too. I had my Wingmaster loaded so I could start knocking down F-18s and sinking destroyers as soon as they crossed the line.
Gun control is merely an attempt to keep guns to something reasonable. A semi-auto 30/06 with a five shot clip is one thing, a Ruger mini-14 with a thirty shot one is something else. The first one is for a moron who isnt talented enough to make the first shot count (I prefer the pump .270 from Remington, because only need the second shot if the first one takes too long to do the job), the second is a modified combat weapon whose sole purpose is to kill other people. Period. Who goes hunting with a mini? Even an AR-15? If you need 20 or 30 shots to kill something, youre better off giving the gun to a real hunter and staying the hell home. I can remember openly mocking a grown man who missed a deer with three shots when I was 15.
So, please, when you talk about gun control, dont uses phrases like The gubment jest wants to take ma guns away so they kin come fer ta git me and expect to be taken seriously. The government, and most thinking people on earth, want to make it tougher for nut-jobs to shoot up a school. Not criminals, nuts. Smart criminals will always get whatever guns they want. But crazy people make a lot of mistakes under pressure, and if they have to try and find that illegal rifle they will screw up and get caught eventually. And maybe, just maybe, your life without a pretend machine gun will lead to someones kid getting out of the school alive because the shooter had to stop and reload every five rounds.
There, Im all better now.
And I read Yank press and hear that any form of gun control is a liberal plot to steal guns from the innocent collectors and hunters. Sorry, but its not. Gun control is merely an attempt to limit personal access to firearms to something reasonable. I remember when Canada first came out with the Long Gun registry, (which we scrapped as too clunky) how many Americans claimed it was a matter of weeks before we all had our guns rounded up and got stuck in internment camps or something. Instead, nothing of the kind happened, and the law went away. Imagine that, our elected officials, Canadians just like us, werent out to enslave us. Good thing for them, too. I had my Wingmaster loaded so I could start knocking down F-18s and sinking destroyers as soon as they crossed the line.
Gun control is merely an attempt to keep guns to something reasonable. A semi-auto 30/06 with a five shot clip is one thing, a Ruger mini-14 with a thirty shot one is something else. The first one is for a moron who isnt talented enough to make the first shot count (I prefer the pump .270 from Remington, because only need the second shot if the first one takes too long to do the job), the second is a modified combat weapon whose sole purpose is to kill other people. Period. Who goes hunting with a mini? Even an AR-15? If you need 20 or 30 shots to kill something, youre better off giving the gun to a real hunter and staying the hell home. I can remember openly mocking a grown man who missed a deer with three shots when I was 15.
So, please, when you talk about gun control, dont uses phrases like The gubment jest wants to take ma guns away so they kin come fer ta git me and expect to be taken seriously. The government, and most thinking people on earth, want to make it tougher for nut-jobs to shoot up a school. Not criminals, nuts. Smart criminals will always get whatever guns they want. But crazy people make a lot of mistakes under pressure, and if they have to try and find that illegal rifle they will screw up and get caught eventually. And maybe, just maybe, your life without a pretend machine gun will lead to someones kid getting out of the school alive because the shooter had to stop and reload every five rounds.
There, Im all better now.