Happy birthday Madhuri! I just want to say...
...what? (sorry Malini, trying to keep Naykidape out of this thread)
"????????"
No Naykid, go away, we don't have room for you to post one of your God-awful birthday songs here.
*walks away grumbling*
Ok, he's gone. Anyway, I just wanted to say...
..uh oh, my car alarm just went off. Be right back.
*slam!!!!*
"Hi Malini!!! OK, I got rid of What'shismire so here's your awe-inspiring, all original, and inevitably world famous Birthday song!! (by me, Naykidape)
It goes to the tune of Land Down under by Men at Work, only with a lot better lyrics.
C-Sharp!! Hit it Willy!!!
Willie will play ye a Happy Birthday tune....
"(OK, here goes)
Logging into the RF homepage,
Looking to see if there's any birthdays,
It said "Happy Birthday,
To our Madhuri,
That's when I knew it was time to Par-tay!
I'm bound for the land down under,
To hit the beach and get some sun there,
Gonna rock like Stevie Wonder,
Me and Malini, gonna have lots of fun there
Got stopped by an airport agent!
Slack jaw, eyes were vacant,
I said "Could you please step aside Mate,
He said, "No! We don't give passports to primates"
Still bound for the land down under,
He don't know me if he thinks I'm done there,
This is just a minor blunder,
Time for plan B, take this under cover
Stowed away in someone's suitcase!
It's dark, not much head space,
So I guess I'll drift off to dreamland,
When I wake up, we'll be there in Queensland.
Still bound for the land down under,
They wont forget me when I'm done there,
Running out of rhymes for "under",
But that's OK, becuz we're almost there anyway now...
*plane lands*
Yay!!!.............??????
What the..."
*phone rings*
"brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!"
Hello?
"Hello, I have a collect call from a Mr. NaykidApe calling from Queensland Iowa"
*sigh* put him on
What are you doing in Iowa Naykid?
"Never mind that! Just send me plane fare. First class, window seat"
This is getting old Naykid.
"Yeah whatever,
anyway
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALINI!!!
(I'll try to plan a little farther ahead next year)"
(pssst. Let me know if you want me to delete this, Malini.
I'll do it when he's not looking
And Happy Birthday! Hope your day rocks!!)