Happy Birthday Revoltingest!!!

[Quagmire]

Hope you're having a great day!

This is an ode to Revoltingest,
*(This Birthday limerick is still under construction. Please stand by)*

 

[Noaidi]

Hey, have a good one!

 

[Badran]

Happy Birthday

 

[Revoltingest]

Thanx, all! I'm enjoying the sun & moist weather, eathing some skeeters (accidental revenge), transplanting
hostas & trees, eating chocolate, thinking of bacon, trying to decide where to eat tonite & popping in occasionally
to enjoy one great forum. Were I a believer in the afterlife, this would be what heaven should aspire to.

 

[kai]

Many Happy returns of the day

 

[bobhikes]

Happy birthday. Lay back, take a load off, put your feet up you earned it, but just today.

:grill:

 

[Songbird]

Happy, Happy, Happy Day, Mister R!!:hapbirth:

 

[The Sum of Awe]

Happy B-day, have a great one!

 

[Many Sages One Truth]

Happy Birthday

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Rakhel]

a hoe or a hoe? hmmmmm what to get you....well which ever hoe it is, its in the mail. A mail order hoe. now that's almost funny.

Happy birthday

 

[Revoltingest]

a hoe or a hoe? hmmmmm what to get you....well which ever hoe it is, its in the mail. A mail order hoe. now that's almost funny.
Happy birthday

This is my favorite shovel of all times.
http://www.gemplers.com/product/2942/Sawtooth-Shovel-Fiberglass-Straight-Handle
Sawtooth cuts thru roots easily, heavy steel doesn't bend or crack, & the fiberglass handle is one tough cookie.
I sharpen the gullets for even knifier performance.

 

[.lava]

Happy birthday

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[Acim]

Wishing you a wonderful B-day!
:cheer::clap2::trampo::drunk::trampo::clap2: :cheer:

You're my favorite liberal socialist on this site.​

 

[England my lionheart]

Happy Birthday,nothing like a Bacon Candle to make you feel hungry

 

[Willamena]

Happy Birthday!

 

[beenie]

Happy Birthday!!! :hapbirth::hapbirth::birthday::birthday:

 

[Kathryn]

I once knew a bloke so revolting
That his entrance pushed all wimps to bolting
He wore shirts most Hawaiian
Kept bacon a-fryin'
And expressed many viewpoints most jolting.

He is not pork, he is not ham,
He is not even Sam I am,
He is my friend, he is my foe,
He better never call me ho.

Or I will whup his porkish arse
And thus reveal his rakish farce.

Sorry - I just watched a Kenneth Branagh Shakespeare film. "Much Ado About Nothing." I highly recommend it. I think it was shot in Revoltistan.

 

[Noaidi]

Or I will whup his porkish arse
And thus reveal his rakish farce.

An ode that rhymes 'arse' with 'farce'

Brilliant!

 

[Tellurian]

Revoltingest

It's my bacon! And I need it now!

Happy Birthday. We had a big birthday party for you yesterday with lots and lots of bacon. We kept wondering when you were going to show up, but then we finally realized that no one had remembered to invite you. :sorry1: I don't remember everything that happened at your birthday party, but I do remember that the sorority pledges were not allowed to wear any clothing and the lesbian strippers were very uninhibited. I hope you are able to make to next year's party.