Just to know that such fun was had in my honor fills me with joy.Revoltingest
Happy Birthday. We had a big birthday party for you yesterday with lots and lots of bacon. We kept wondering when you were going to show up, but then we finally realized that no one had remembered to invite you. :sorry1: I don't remember everything that happened at your birthday party, but I do remember that the sorority pledges were not allowed to wear any clothing and the lesbian strippers were very uninhibited.I hope you are able to make to next year's party.
Next year for sure!
