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Happy Birthday, Sunstone
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In every way except in intellectual and emotional maturity. :help:
Damn hard drive fogs up just when I need it the most!
Haven't you heard? My chrome-plated buttocks already are!
Thanks, DS!
Yeah, but I want the Forum to take my brain out of the vat they store it in and give it back to my body. Hell, I've got 50,000 posts. Can't I go free at last?
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
I don't know...with that many intelligent posts, why would the forum willingly give up such a valuable asset?
Try uploading them to RF. Nobody important ever reads that forum.
"Asset"! Ha ha ha ha! You said, "asset"! You know what that word reminds me of? Huh? *snort*
Oh, I'm sorry, I got distracted there. You were saying something about intelligent posts?
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
Heh heh. You said "post." Heh heh.
Thank you so much for your kind words and wishes, QLA!
Happy Birthday, love!!
Does this mean I gets a lap dance? :drool:
So, have you stood your post in a post hole yet? Get it? A "post hole"! Get it? :biglaugh:
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
I have, though it required smaller posts in order to keep it upright. I can't decide if the post hole was too big or my post too thin.
I have, though it required smaller posts in order to keep it upright. I can't decide if the post hole was too big or my post too thin.
Just between you and me, and the 50,000 members of this Forum, after twenty years of celibacy, I might be inclined to overlook either possibility.
It's always great when you're online, Mike!
Jeremy Mason
Well-Known Member
Happy Birthday Phil.
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
Just between you and me, and the 50,000 members of this Forum, after twenty years of celibacy, I might be inclined to overlook either possibility.
It's always great when you're online, Mike!
I've missed you all!
No. You got a glomp. And that's being generous. My glomps are legendary.
But if I'm horny enough I'll be right over asking for something else. Birthday or not. That's just how I roll.
Would you terribly mind arriving dressed in a little school girl's outfit with a Bible and an extra thorny rose, please? Meanwhile, I'm running to the store to buy some wine and batteries.
Holy moly. And here I thought you were a sick **** before. :drool: