I haven't been arrested.....yet.
I though I was about to get arrested this last Friday. I was helping my brother move into his new apartment. A few of his friends helped us unload the truck and get it up the stairs into his room. After we was done, someone rolled up a joint. I don't know why, but a cop for some reason parked on the side of the road, and got out of the car. I was watching that and I said "OH S***! He's out of his car!" We then all ran to the back, into a hallway, and into a back room. One of my brothers friend (who was drunk) jumped into the trash bin, that smelled really bad, and the rest of us just walked down the stairs and out the back door, and into the small magic/costum/adult store next door.
Turns out the cop just wanted to make sure the slumlord knew about the pile of junk that was in front of the apartment building.