Have you ever seen Batman and Jesus in the same room?

[lewisnotmiller]

My daughter was eating a pancake on the weekend. It's probably not pertinent, but it was covered in Nutella and fairy sprinkles (otherwise known as the Breakfast of Champions).

She folded it up, chomped away happily, unfolded it, and FREAKED OUT.

Whilst mad at myself for not taking a picture, the pancake unfolded into an EXACT replica of the batman symbol, right down to wings and pointy little ears.

My first thought? Holy crap, the Batman has found me. Then I saw the pink sprinkles and realised it was the pancake. But isn't it always Jesus that does the food apparition thing? So now I'm confused again. And I realise, Batman wears a mask. How the heck do I know he's not a long-haired hippy by day, and a judo-trained Dark Knight by night?

So I come to you, oh people of RF, and ask...has ANYONE ever seen the Batman and Jesus in the same room?

 

[Mycroft]

Technically yes.

I mean, Jesus was God and God was Jesus.

So...

 

[Quagmire]

My daughter was eating a pancake on the weekend. It's probably not pertinent, but it was covered in Nutella and fairy sprinkles (otherwise known as the Breakfast of Champions).

She folded it up, chomped away happily, unfolded it, and FREAKED OUT.

Whilst mad at myself for not taking a picture, the pancake unfolded into an EXACT replica of the batman symbol, right down to wings and pointy little ears.

My first thought? Holy crap, the Batman has found me. Then I saw the pink sprinkles and realised it was the pancake. But isn't it always Jesus that does the food apparition thing? So now I'm confused again. And I realise, Batman wears a mask. How the heck do I know he's not a long-haired hippy by day, and a judo-trained Dark Knight by night?

So I come to you, oh people of RF, and ask...has ANYONE ever seen the Batman and Jesus in the same room?

Come to think of it, I've never even seen them in the same movie.

Hmmm

 

[Nietzsche]

To our Batman, who art in Gotham, cowled be thy name..

 

[fantome profane]

I had a theory once that Batman was actually the Buddha, and Superman was Jesus.

 

[lovemuffin]

To our Batman, who art in Gotham, cowled be thy name..

I think it's "cowled be thy mane"

 

[Twilight Hue]

I knew all along the God rays in the sky were bat signals.

 

[Quagmire]

I had a theory once that Batman was actually the Buddha, and Superman was Jesus.

"I am the up, up, and away and the Truth and the Life"?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I had a theory once that Batman was actually the Buddha, and Superman was Jesus.

Does Buddha do Nutella Fairy Sparkly pancakes? If so, you may very well be onto something here.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I never went to Bat Seminary, so I've no idea.

 

[Bunyip]

I have actually seen Jesus and Batman in the same room, although it was very steamy in there and it's hard to recognise people when they are only wearing a towel.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I have actually seen Jesus and Batman in the same room, although it was very steamy in there and it's hard to recognise people when they are only wearing a towel.

Hang on...you're asserting that Batman and Jesus were SHARING A TOWEL?
Woah....didn't see that one coming.

Did they look...I dunno...happy?

 

[Bunyip]

Hang on...you're asserting that Batman and Jesus were SHARING A TOWEL?
Woah....didn't see that one coming.

Did they look...I dunno...happy?

How dare you! That was just disgusting. You Sir have a sick mind.

They had a towel each. (Well Batman's was more of a flannel).

 

[lewisnotmiller]

How dare you! That was just disgusting. You Sir have a sick mind.

True, true. In fact, that is probably a decent username for me if I ever get sick of using 'lewisnotmiller'...

They had a towel each. (Well Batman's was more of a flannel).

*scrubs brain with wire brush*

Must...clean...off...mental....image...

 

[Wirey]

Batman is a wuss. No super powers, just some cash. Take away that utility belt and he's just another spoiled rich white guy. Maybe he is Jesus.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Batman is a wuss. No super powers, just some cash. Take away that utility belt and he's just another spoiled rich white guy. Maybe he is Jesus.

I thought this, but in one of the movies he had mucho fun with the ladies. I don't remember reading about Jesus getting it down in the clubs.
*shrugs*

 

[MD]

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I think it's great that you decided to finally post your real photo here, but I'm not buying that you're actually the Batman. You told me you drove a Corolla, and whilst that is uber-cool, the Batmobile has a slight advantage.