Have You Ever...

[Draka]

Ha! I've never even had two friends!


Have you ever been hit by a car?

In another car or as a pedestrian? yes to the first, no to the second

Have you ever drunk two liters of soda in a single day?

Easily

Have you ever shot anything?

 

[standing_alone]

Uh huh, but nothing alive.


Have you ever had an assassination attempt made against you?

 

[Draka]

Uh huh, but nothing alive.


Have you ever had an assassination attempt made against you?

Am I famous enough for an attempt on my life to be called "assassination"? If so...yes, if not..no.

Have you ever hated someone so much that to even be in the same room as them makes you physically ill?

 

[evearael]

Yes.

Have you ever been apart from your beloved for six months or more?

 

[Draka]

Yes.

Have you ever been apart from your beloved for six months or more?

Yup. Longer by far.

Have you ever had a dream that made you just wake up and lay there confused and almost disturbed by yourself for even dreaming it?

 

[evearael]

Yes. The other night.

Have you ever accidentally referenced your intimate life at a highly inappropriate time?

 

[Draka]

Yes. The other night.

Have you ever accidentally referenced your intimate life at a highly inappropriate time?

Not that I'm aware of.

Have you ever persued a co-worker?

 

[standing_alone]

Not that I'm aware of.

Have you ever persued a co-worker?

Yeah, but the poison dart missed when he abruptly turned down aisle seven.


Have you ever been to Kalamazoo?

 

[evearael]

Nope.

Have you ever hiked the Great Wall of China?

 

[standing_alone]

No.


Have you ever stole anything?

 

[Buttons*]

yes, many a thing

Have you ever wanted to murder one of your peers? (or more than one...)

 

[standing_alone]

Uh huh, frequently.


Have you ever beat up little, bratty children?

 

[evearael]

Nope.

Have you ever laughed at tragedy?

 

[standing_alone]

Uh huh.


Staying with that topic, have you ever laughed hysterically at a funeral?

 

[evearael]

Yes, as a child.

Have you ever had a prophetic dream?

 

[standing_alone]

Nope, can't say I've ever had a dream that prognosticated the future.


Have you ever told the parent of a screaming child to make their kid shut up when at the store or some other public place?

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Nope.

Have you ever laughed at tragedy?

Nope, but I did laugh hysterically for an entire maths period one day because the answer to the problem made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

That's a bit tragic.

Have you ever stalked anyone?

 

[Bishka]

Nope, but I did laugh hysterically for an entire maths period one day because the answer to the problem made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

That's a bit tragic.

Have you ever stalked anyone?

Not really, but yes at the same time.

Have you ever been stalked?

 

[evearael]

Yes, shudder.

Have you ever owned a firearm?

 

[Draka]

Yes, shudder.

Have you ever owned a firearm?

nope.

Have you ever gone bungee jumping?