He put his hand into his what ?

[Jainarayan]

Either an extremely intense bromance (not implausible) or ... "...and they kissed one another and wept with one another, until David exceeded." i.e., got a boner. I mean, look at that portrait, what a pair of smokin' hot hunks! I mean, who could not look at them and ...

Wait, wut?

 

[Spiderman]

This thread is amusing!

 

[SalixIncendium]

This thread is amusing!

And now featured.

 

[Epic Beard Man]

Jews don't read the Torah, they don't know what they are taking about.

Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about yourself.

 

[Akivah]

What???

TROLL ALERT! {Magus}

 

[Sanzbir]

Do men have a Bosoms ?

Yes you fool. The English word applies to both genders.

Aren't you the guy that was trying to show the "real" translations of biblical texts??

How can you make any translations with this poor of a knowledge of even the English language??

 

[RabbiO]

Jews finish reading the entire Pentateuch every year and you're an ignoramus.

It could be he is a farmer, you know, one of, how should I put it, the people of the land.

 

[Enoch07]

Exodus 4:6
God said furthermore unto him, Put now thine hand into thy bosom and He put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous as snow.

Do men have a Bosoms ?
What is the colour of snow ?
Is God a woman ?
Hermaphrodite?
Is God homosexual ?

The word "bosom" translated back to the original greek means "pocket".

Strong's Greek: 2859. κόλπος (kolpos) -- the bosom

So everyone that uses pockets is gay?

Thanks for the good laugh! Who knew ignorance was bliss for those who witness it.

 

[Sanzbir]

The word "bosom" translated back to the original greek means "pocket".

Strong's Greek: 2859. κόλπος (kolpos) -- the bosom

So everyone that uses pockets is gay?

Thanks for the good laugh! Who knew ignorance was bliss for those who witness it.

Just sayin', all the gay people I know use pockets. You could be on to something.

 

[Enoch07]

Just sayin', all the gay people I know use pockets. You could be on to something.

So is it homophobic to not use pockets then?

 

[Jainarayan]

The word "bosom" translated back to the original greek means "pocket".

Strong's Greek: 2859. κόλπος (kolpos) -- the bosom

So everyone that uses pockets is gay?

Thanks for the good laugh! Who knew ignorance was bliss for those who witness it.

It's not the pocket, it's what's in the pocket:

Handkerchief code - Wikipedia

 

[Spiderman]

Everyone try to cease with the bullying and have compassion for this poor confused soul... But by the grace of God there go you

 

[Enoch07]

It's not the pocket, it's what's in the pocket:

Handkerchief code - Wikipedia

Learn something new everyday. Also did you know that people who wear their pants below their waste line are signaling they are open to a homosexual encounter?

Pull Up Yo Britches! The not-so Straight History of Sagging • Hall of The Black Dragon

Men in prison would sag their pants to visually signal they were open to sex from other inmates. This later became fashion outside of prison and is now apart of our culture. But if most of them knew what they are signalling to old convicts, they would probably go buy a belt pronto!

 

[Jainarayan]

Learn something new everyday. Also did you know that people who wear their pants below their waste line are signaling they are open to a homosexual encounter?

Pull Up Yo Britches! The not-so Straight History of Sagging • Hall of The Black Dragon

Men in prison would sag their pants to visually signal they were open to sex from other inmates. This later became fashion outside of prison and is now apart of our culture. But if most of them knew what they are signalling to old convicts, they would probably go buy a belt pronto!

I didn't know that!

 

[YmirGF]

Jews don't read the Torah, they don't know what they are taking about.

 

[Spiderman]

1 Samuel 18:1
After David had finished talking with Saul, Jonathan became one in spirit with David, and he loved him as himself.

 

[columbus]

Well, Lev. 20 13 is the standard, there might be no problem as long as they don't lie down at the same time. It doesn't say anything about kneeling/standing or bent over a table or anything.
Tom

 

[Magus]

Jews finish reading the entire Pentateuch every year and you're an ignoramus.

Your confusing the Talmud with the Torah

 

[Spiderman]

Your confusing the Talmud with the Torah

Magus, just chill... I don't want to see you embarrass yourself anymore my friend...it hurts to see

I think you are a good person underneath It all and I want what's best for you

 

[roger1440]

Exodus 4:6
God said furthermore unto him, Put now thine hand into thy bosom and He put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous as snow.

Do men have a Bosoms ?
What is the colour of snow ?
Is God a woman ?
Hermaphrodite?
Is God homosexual ?