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Oh no! He is missing since January fifth.
Work assignment in China.
Posting from there is....restricted.
FLORIDA MAN CITED FOR EATING PANCAKES IN STREET...
He wore patterned green pajama pants and fuzzy-trimmed slippers and was set to enjoy breakfast. The only problem? He was in the middle of a busy Central Florida street.
Lakeland police say they got a call Tuesday about 10:50 a.m. about a man sitting in a chair at a TV table in the crosswalk of Memorial Boulevard at Brunnell Parkway.
He had a bottle of syrup and pancakes with what appeared to be bacon and scrambled eggs on a plate in front of him. He was chowing down.
“There’s a gentlemen sitting in the middle of the road with a folding table eating. Eating. Just sitting in the middle of road eating with a chair and a folding table,” a man told a 911 dispatcher.
Video shows several vehicles stopping and trying to navigate around him. The person filming is heard laughing from the side of road.
He wore patterned green pajama pants and fuzzy-trimmed slippers and was set to enjoy breakfast. The only problem? He was in the middle of a busy Central Florida street.
Lakeland police say they got a call Tuesday about 10:50 a.m. about a man sitting in a chair at a TV table in the crosswalk of Memorial Boulevard at Brunnell Parkway.
He had a bottle of syrup and pancakes with what appeared to be bacon and scrambled eggs on a plate in front of him. He was chowing down.
“There’s a gentlemen sitting in the middle of the road with a folding table eating. Eating. Just sitting in the middle of road eating with a chair and a folding table,” a man told a 911 dispatcher.
Video shows several vehicles stopping and trying to navigate around him. The person filming is heard laughing from the side of road.
Maybe he was sure he wanted to die while eating pancakes.
Or sometimes, one is simply compelled to eat pancakes when & where one is.
And the rest of the world must stop to accommodate satisfying the need.
It would have taken a lot of work to get all his stuff there. Also, the pancakes had to have been cold by then.
Wirey is smart (for a Canuckistanian).
He'd always carry a "go bag" with everything needed.
LOL " In Texas and some parts of Oklahoma arresting him would be infringing on the guy’s rights. The guy has Constitutional rights to drive over himself and shoot the car." issacbasonkavich
Wirey
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I woulda got off with it if that cop had held my beer.
Perhaps they misunderstand the slogan, "To serve & protect".
Wirey
Fartist
That woman could serve up some love. Her name was Annette. It ended badly, though, and she took me to court. I don't think it was my fault, but I did let her hold my fuzzy yellow balls.
Wirey
Fartist
The symbolism of entering the tunnel briefly overcame my self control.
Wirey
Fartist
It was a hint to mow his lawn. Those babes need a waxing in the worst way!
You mean a little landscaping?