Headlines Which Sound Like Wirey

[Revoltingest]

Woman convicted of firing gun into MCDONALD'S drive-thru window over missing bacon on burger


Oh, wait.....that sounds more like me....except for the womanly part....not referring to her lady parts by that, btw.

 

[Revoltingest]

Prosecutors: Office worker posed as dentist, pulled teeth

 

[Brickjectivity]

Entrepreneurs Use Rats to Find Tasty Ingredients! link

American Airlines Attendant Accused of Smuggling Pet Rat Onto Plane in Her Underwear link

Video: Sad Rat Man Loves His Babies link

Infamous Brooklyn Slumlords Finally Arrested link

For Rat Owner Too Much of a Good Thing link

Giant Rat Discovered In Crater Of Volcano link

 

[Revoltingest]

What keen insight you have!
In real life, Wire'ys given name is "Ratso".

 

[Wirey]

What keen insight you have!
In real life, Wire'ys given name is "Ratso".

The secret is out. Rats!

 

[Wu Wei]

Florida foursome facing felonies for forklift foolery

 

[Revoltingest]

Man arrested for urinating in hotel ice machine...

Neighborhood Covered In Toilet Paper...

Man bitten on face while trying to kiss venomous snake...

And for your listening pleasure, Barry White sings about snakes.....

 

[Wirey]

Goat herder tries to murder enemy, destroy's town's last phone booth

Coalmont, B.C., loses its only public phone to bizarre feud - British Columbia - CBC News

 

[Revoltingest]

Man caught smuggling drugs under foreskin...

 

[lovemuffin]

Elderly Man With Prostitute Under Bed Loses Housing Subsidy - ABC News

 

[Mycroft]

Man has sex with PORSCHE and it's just as weird as you'd imagine - Mirror Online

 

[Wirey]

Like I could afford to knock up a Porsche.

 

[lovemuffin]

not after you blew all that hard earned bootleggin' cash on hookers

 

[Mycroft]

Like I could afford to knock up a Porsche.

Who said it was your porsche?

 

[Revoltingest]

Nigerian restaurant shut down for serving HUMAN FLESH...
Bags in kitchen containing heads!

 

[Revoltingest]

SNAP: Naked, Machete-Wielding Man Threatens COSTCO Customers...

They have a Costco in Edmonton?

 

[Wirey]

SNAP: Naked, Machete-Wielding Man Threatens COSTCO Customers...

They have a Costco in Edmonton?

We have two!

 

[Revoltingest]

Naked Man Attempts to Steal Baby at Graduation...

 

[dantech]

Regular Guy Eats Chocolate. Wait, That Wasn't Chocolate...

 

[Revoltingest]

NJ Man Named Bacon Arrested in Fight Over Sausage: Reports