VoidCat
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In a book I'm reading called Mystic Cats: A celebration of cat magic and Feline Charm it mentions a hebrew legend in how cats were created. I don't know where the legend came from like if theres a text or if it's a word of mouth story. However googling some sources say it's actually a persian myth. Either way here's the story paraphrasing:
Noah was chilling on the ark. He was afraid that the lion would kill the other animals. So God made the lion go to sleep.
But this caused a problem. The mice in the ark reproduced too rapidly. Noah prayed to God about it.
God said: Smack the lion on the nose.
Noah did presumably with a newspaper. Anyway so the lion sneezed.
Two cats popped out.
The end.
Noah was chilling on the ark. He was afraid that the lion would kill the other animals. So God made the lion go to sleep.
But this caused a problem. The mice in the ark reproduced too rapidly. Noah prayed to God about it.
God said: Smack the lion on the nose.
Noah did presumably with a newspaper. Anyway so the lion sneezed.
Two cats popped out.
The end.