Hello! My name is Doom.

[Sir Doom]

It's not, actually.

It's James. Some people call me Carlton, though this is somewhat of a professional name.

I like long walks from places I am to places I like to be, though not as much as short walks of the same variety.

I'm into cars and then (eventually) I get out of them.

I play hacky sack better than you.

I like telling jokes that lots of people don't get.

 

[Revoltingest]

Greetings Doomie!

Funny....you don't have that typical new poster smell.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Greetings Doomie!

Funny....you don't have that typical new poster smell.

If he's new, I'm a New Zealander.
Welcome back...but I got ahead of the curve and already said it. This is purely to remind everyone what a welcoming and nice fellow I am.

 

[Willamena]

It's nice to be re-introduced for the first time.

 

[Phantasman]

You seem cool to me. If you are playing Far Cry 5 on XBox like I am, I'd say you're "really cool" then.

 

[sun rise]

Welcome however and whenever.

 

[Father Heathen]

I play hacky sack better than you.

Do you also collect pogs?

 

[Sir Doom]

Do you also collect pogs?

Is that a euphemism for something naughty? If so, most likely yes. If not, also yes.

 

[Frater Sisyphus]

Uh, hum (in big announcement voice), Greetings person who has been registered on this forum for much longer than I have, what brings you around this part of the galaxy?

 

[Earthling]

Dr. Doom I presume?