Bang her, and during, fart. Problem solved.
For the love Guru AKA Wirey
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Bang her, and during, fart. Problem solved.
All joking aside, I went through a similar experience during my first marriage. You'll note the use of the term, "first' there. It rarely ends well.
That said, if she's hot, don't discard it out of hand. I mean, I like my Chevy, but it wouldn't be too bad to take a Ferrari for a little spin.
All joking aside, I went through a similar experience during my first marriage. You'll note the use of the term, "first' there. It rarely ends well.
That said, if she's hot, don't discard it out of hand. I mean, I like my Chevy, but it wouldn't be too bad to take a Ferrari for a little spin.
Said the divorcee.
When it gets to he point where the women keep hitting on you at work, just get it right out and tell the wife. Women appreciate every drama opportunity.
My wife realizes by now that it is inevitable and impossible keep all the womens away.
*oh wait that was just that dream I had*
All joking aside, I went through a similar experience during my first marriage. You'll note the use of the term, "first' there. It rarely ends well.
That said, if she's hot, don't discard it out of hand. I mean, I like my Chevy, but it wouldn't be too bad to take a Ferrari for a little spin.
Problem is running your Ferrari into someone else driving your Chevy.
In my opinion, the easiest way to get an intelligent, gorgeous, passionate woman out of your head is to reflect on how much time, money, and other resources it would be necessary to spend on her. Not that I think people can be reduced to their cost, but most people can really afford the time, money, and other resources for just one partner, let alone two.
That old adage,you can't live on love alone.
Indeed. But when I've been in situations like yours, that hasn't always been the first thing that's occurred to me.
Said the divorcee.
That old adage,you can't live on love alone.
No advice can change the situation for you, if you want to enjoy the new illusion.
I have only one suggestion to offer. Go vegetarian .. at least for one year. Avoid oregano like plague. Do everything to avoid stimulating libido.
No advice can change the situation for you, if you want to enjoy the new illusion.
I have only one suggestion to offer. Go vegetarian .. at least for one year. Avoid oregano like plague. Do everything to avoid stimulating libido.