"How Did All Those Animals Fit on the Ark?"

[Noitall]

Because the Biblical story is inaccurate.
It was passed down through many generations
with a process of 'Chinese whispering'.

What I believe is that its origin is still partly true,
and that life on Earth was seeded from another world,
and that the 'Ark' was actually a spaceship.

The ark story is true but we all have to think of it as an allegory. There actually was a zombie apocalypse and Noah and his family had to build an ark to protect themselves. The ark is also an allegory as it was more of a fort. He called it Fort Ark or F.Ark for short. When the zombies approached the fort he told them to F.Ark off.