FFH said:
Hmmm, trying to think back on the pictures I've seen of you so I could possibly identify your accent...
Would have to fish through the post a pic thread....
James the Persion definitely tells us your not a native Englishman...
You're right that I'm not native, but you're being lead up the garden path by my username. My ethnic background is very much European, it's just that my patron saint is the Great Martyr St. James the Persian.
Let me guess, Pakistan ???
Way off. As I said, too far east. Having said that, I don't actually think I have much of a foreign accent. Apparently I occasionally phrase things in a non-English way, but I grew up here so the influence of my parents is slight.
Been to London and saw a lot of people from India there. It's sort of seems like a popular place for Muslims also, but your not Muslim so we can possibly rule out you being from Iran or Iraq or any other Muslim country and your definitely not Arabian because God is forbidden in that country...
Yeah, London and Barnsley are pretty different, though. Barnsley has a significant eastern European minority (Poles, former Yugoslavians, Russians and Albanians mainly) but almost no Asians. Barnsley also pretty flippings small, unlike London.
Hmmm I'll go with Pakistani Indian...
Just kidding.....
No, you definitely need to be looking for something more English (but nobody's going to get it so you might as well give up).
James