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How does a guy get in trouble around here?
- Thread starter Wirey
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Wirey
Fartist
Here's what you do, Wirey:
First: go into Site Feedback and start a thread complaining about how RF is discriminating against snowmen. Make sure to use lots of exclamation points and terms like "Frostophobe", and throw in at least a few comments on how every single other forum on the internet is run so much better than this one and how we should be lucky that you still come here anyway.
When someone on staff asks you what, specifically, you're upset about, be as vague and uncooperative as possible and then reiterate the original accusation 7 or 8 times (and don't forget the exclamation points, those are very important).
When another staff member asks you if you could link to some examples to help illustrate the problem, tell them, "THAT'S NOT MY JOB!!!! THAT'S YOUR JOB!!! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU YOU LAZY FROSTOPHOBES???!???!"
Then be sure to throw in at least 5 long paragraphs that make no sense at all and have absolutely nothing to do with anything and wrap all that up with "And what are you going to do about it???"
At this point, it's always a good idea to forget that you were the one who decided to start the thread in the first place, and go back into the open forums complaining about how staff forced you to make a Site Feedback thread as part of our on-going campaign of persecution against snowpeople.
Then, when one of the staff members in the Site Feedback thread asks you to please stop talking about moderation in the open forums, just say, "I never did that", and when said staff member links you to the post, scream, "OH!!! NOW YOU REMEMBER HOW TO LINK TO POSTS!! HOW CONVENIENT!!!"
There's more (a lot more) but this should get you started.
Just showing you this because it seems to be one of the most popular strategies.
That sounds like work. Can I just post a picture of my junk?
Viker
Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
Twice per day start a new thread in the feedback section, but never read any of the replies.
So true. :yes:
If you want a warning, (or more) here's another one:
Wait until you receive a simple PM informing you staff has reached consensus to delete a post, and under what rule. (Let's say for example, Rule 1, for personal comments/attacks on staff or members.)
Then...do not wait until you calm down from the glitchy feelings from having received it. Start a thread in Site Feedback that looks something like this:
Great job you dumb ******* ********! You don't have a perceptible smidgen of intelligence shared between all of you. You wouldn't know intelligence if it bit you on the ***. You are all just a bunch of imbeciles! Every one of you!
HOW DARE YOU DELETE MY POST WITHOUT CONSULTING ME?!!
I would never verbally attack anyone! Ever!
You all just won't admit it's not my opinion that person is a ******* moron. It's THE TRUTH, and you can't stand THE TRUTH. You are all afraid of THE TRUTH. Any idiot can see that. Obviously the standards for being on staff are so low that even idiots are over-qualified. If we could get a few idiots on staff, it would IMPROVE things.
Yeah, you delete my post, but I see other people doing the same thing all the time! If other people do it, I can do it too! You have no right to interfere with my freedom of speech! You have an over-blown sense of your own importance. You've got nothing else to do but bother people just for your own sense of power.
And another thing...I reported posts yesterday. I notice they're still there. WHY ARE ALL THOSE POSTS STILL THERE?
You hate me. I know you do. *************!
(Disclaimer: This post is entirely fictional. Any similarity to real posts made is purely coincidental.)
Bingo!
Wirey
Fartist
Revoltingest and I know her! The tartan expert!
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Between this post and Quagmire's, I'm pretty sure I know who you're talking about. :biglaugh:
^^^ The above statement is sure to get me in trouble (take notes, Wirey
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Between this post and Quagmire's, I'm pretty sure I know who you're talking about. :biglaugh:
^^^ The above statement is sure to get me in trouble (take notes, Wirey
Mine wasn't about one person. I really didn't have a single person in mind.
All the elements in it I've seen multiple times. This one was just a collage for fun.
Draka
Wonder Woman
No need to cover for me. We all know it is me you speak of. I am the evil that roots through the forum. Bwahahahahaha:devil::nightcraw:
Every mod should have one of these and use it liberally:
I would like to order 2 dozen of those please.
Btw, do they make one that comes with spikes?
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Wait. Does this mean I don't get an infraction or get restricted or banned for saying that? Oh.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b216/HeraldofDarkness/etc%20random%20****/motivational%20posters/cluebat.jpgI would like to order 2 dozen of those please.
Btw, do they make one that comes with spikes?
Wait. Does this mean I don't get an infraction or get restricted or banned for saying that? Oh.
Nope. Sorry!
But...you do have to tend bar for us in the staff lounge this evening. It's a volunteer thing you're required to do.
We don't tip, either. (If Sunstone offers you one...RUN!)
That runs contrary to what I've been told. What I HEARD was that the only thing he offers is tips.
At least, I assume that's what he means when he tells people not to worry, he'll just give them the tip.
Buttercup
Veteran Member
The only tip Sunstone has ever offered is how to lubricate my valves. He also said the first servicing is free. Whoohoo!
Oh no...this reminds me of the time he was telling people he was a plumber, and offering to clean their pipes.