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How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 38 seconds!
But if the raptor bit my arm off, it is possible the raptor could become high from the blood, and then the raptor would become to mellow to finish me off.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
I still think wrapping the chain around the raptor's neck is a feasible counter-attack, but I guess the fact that I'm short, that I haven't had a whole lot of wrestling experience, and that I'd run to the end of my chain doesn't help my chances.
 

DallasApple

Depends Upon My Mood..
I would roll over and play dead...So I might just survive to go on and die of ....well less violent causes...LOL!

Love

Dallas
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
I blame my height for not being able to survive longer.

Can I seduce the raptor into not eating me? I got to have some skill that would help..........
 

Zephyr

Moved on
A minute and 57 seconds. Doesn't matter though, I've thoroughly raptor-proofed my dorm room. I bet if I teamed up with Shadow Wolf and whereismynotecard, though, I have a feeling we could take out 4 or 5 with our combined efforts.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
My time is now less than a second.

I pity the raptor that would be chained to my bed! (but not very much, and not for very long)
 
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