How To Deal With Unwanted Homosexual Advances..

[Matemkar]

I was checking some blogs on wordpress and out of nowhere I saw this post. And it cracked me up.

How To Deal With Unwanted Homosexual Advances By ISIS/Salafis « Blogging theology

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I don't get it.

 

[CynthiaCypher]

That's not even remotely funny.

 

[Viker]

I don't get it. Help me out, if you please.

 

[Sha'irullah]

This is epic funny lmfao.


...Meow

 

[roger1440]

I was checking some blogs on wordpress and out of nowhere I saw this post. And it cracked me up.

How To Deal With Unwanted Homosexual Advances By ISIS/Salafis « Blogging theology

How To Deal With Unwanted Homosexual Advances.
Seems like a no brainer to me. Just tell him you already have a boy friend.

 

[StarryNightshade]

If a gay Salafi hits on you, hit him in the crotch?

Am I missing something?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I wonder why it's "funny" that a guy can let their insecurities fly and suggest violence towards a gay man, but, at the same time, they think it is appropriate to pester women far more often that a gay man will ever be bothering them?

 

[Aquitaine]

I was checking some blogs on wordpress and out of nowhere I saw this post. And it cracked me up.

How To Deal With Unwanted Homosexual Advances By ISIS/Salafis « Blogging theology

You Muslim men shouldn't be dressing so handsomely if you don't want the attention from homosexual guys.
If you wear nice clothes then you're asking for it don't forget.

 

[Father Heathen]

If muslim men are worried about advances from homosexual men, shouldn't they be wearing a hijab or a burka?

 

[s2a]

I was checking some blogs on wordpress and out of nowhere I saw this post. And it cracked me up.

How To Deal With Unwanted Homosexual Advances By ISIS/Salafis « Blogging theology

What could be funnier that multiple shots to the groin?

Almost anything clever, inventive, or original.

I must admit though, I wasn't sure who should be wearing the bravery mask. The dummy, or the other dummy.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I have had to deal with unwanted gay advances. Grand total of twice, I think. In both occasions I just said 'I'm not gay', and the 'trauma' was over. Have found it much harder to put off unwanted female advances to be honest.

Although one advantage of being 'untraditionally handsome' is that these approaches aren't an every day thing...lol

 

[Sunstone]

I wonder why it's "funny" that a guy can let their insecurities fly and suggest violence towards a gay man, but, at the same time, they think it is appropriate to pester women far more often that a gay man will ever be bothering them?

And if a woman slaps them for unwanted advances, she's an irrational *****, but they can beat up a gay man for unwanted advances and be a real man for doing so.

 

[Sha'irullah]

If muslim men are worried about advances from homosexual men, shouldn't they be wearing a hijab or a burka?

The male "hijab" is to look down and away from women.

Apparently men are trusted with looking away yet women cannot be given the same trust. So why on earth do they wear the hijab?

 

[Guitar's Cry]

I wonder why it's "funny" that a guy can let their insecurities fly and suggest violence towards a gay man, but, at the same time, they think it is appropriate to pester women far more often that a gay man will ever be bothering them?

I hear this a lot from folks round my neck of the woods: "I'm okay with homosexuality as long as they keep it to themselves. If they hit on me, I'll knock them out."

As if that somehow makes them compassionate and understanding. :areyoucra

 

[Sunstone]

I hear this a lot from folks round my neck of the woods: "I'm okay with homosexuality as long as they keep it to themselves. If they hit on me, I'll knock them out."

As if that somehow makes them compassionate and understanding. :areyoucra

I've usually been flattered when a homosexual has hit on me. Usually, it's made me think I finally had a good haircut or had remembered to tuck in my shirt and zip up my fly for once.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am not a sexual person but I would love flirting with a person of any sex especially if they are religious. Muslims as a whole have a very back warded sense of modesty so this would be a kicker for me.
I wonder how a Muslim of the same sex would react to me. Any form of kenpo or wu-xia nonsense wont work on me as I am immune to crotch shots.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I've usually been flattered when a homosexual has hit on me. Usually, it's made me think I finally had a good haircut or had remembered to tuck in my shirt and zip up my fly for once.

Yo sound like quite the animal Mr. Lion. Kitty likes :flirt:. MEOW!!!

...Mew

 

[CynthiaCypher]

I haven't had a homosexual advance on me since college. I suck. My looks are gone. I mean just once would be nice for old times sake.

 

[Sunstone]

Yo sound like quite the animal Mr. Lion. Kitty likes :flirt:. MEOW!!!

...Mew

Sadly, I'm on the old and decrepit side. But at least I've outlasted my childhood friend, Teddy Roosevelt.