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How To Deal With Unwanted Homosexual Advances..
- Thread starter Matemkar
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Please tell me you took-up said Homosexual advance in College?
Isn't college where you do everything at least once -- including attending a class or two?
Yeah, the OP isn't funny at all. I didn't get it when I looked at it.
CynthiaCypher
Well-Known Member
Please tell me you took-up said Homosexual advance in College?
What happens on Lake Havasu during Spring Break stays in Lake Havasu after Spring Break.
Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
Old and decrepit? Like serial killer decrepit?! Oh my Krishna, that sounds cute!
You can have your way with me you old perv!
...Meow
xkatz
Well-Known Member
Let me pack a few things and I'll be right over...
Furry rabbit outfit? Check!
Thorny rose bush? Check!
Toy train power transformer with leads and nipple clips? Check!
Rubber gloves? Check!
Lucky Dragon Chinese vibrator? Check!
Johnson's and Smith's "Perfect Moon" genital wax? Check!
Captain Jack's "Slide in to First Base" Fruit Flavored Lubricant? Check!
"Purring Kitty" Tibetan Body Massage oil? Check!
Dog eared copy of the Kama Sutra with penciled in corrections? Check!
Leather masks? Check!
What am I missing? Oh....
Angel Lite Whipped cream? Check!
I think that should last the first four or five hours, even I don't.
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s2a
Heretic and part-time (skinny) Santa impersonator
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Hello Matemkar
Well..... nobody else got the joke. But there was a joke there if you look .....
The bloke said:-
.......... which means that if the homosexual had been good looking that he might have responded. I just love the idea of this ISIS supporter or whoever, getting all excited if the homosexual had looked more attractive to him.
Obviously he does look at homosexuals and judge them by their attractiveness. You can tell them by their actions..... and words.
Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
Why pack what it's a good guess you already have? Now get in your skimpy French maid's outfit and await my arrival.
Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
Oh yes Master Sunstone! I believe I have been a naughty maid and dropped your whiskey
. A punishment is in due order.
...Meow!
xkatz
Well-Known Member
At least it's better than how the govt of Iran deals w/ such issues.I was checking some blogs on wordpress and out of nowhere I saw this post. And it cracked me up.
How To Deal With Unwanted Homosexual Advances By ISIS/Salafis « Blogging theology
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Please..... Philotech.... what's a ballgag? :faint:
Sunstone? Normal????
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
Oh yes Master Sunstone! I believe I have been a naughty maid and dropped your whiskey
A punishment is in due order.
...Meow!
That was no ordinary whiskey, Slave, that was a Johnie Walker Blue Label poured from an engraved bottle! You force me to go very hard on you. Very hard, indeed. But first, I'm going to turn up my oxygen.
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
YmirGF
Bodhisattva in Recovery
Yeah, I got that too. So... things would have gone differently had the prospective suitor been more attractive... interesting...Hello Matemkar
Well..... nobody else got the joke. But there was a joke there if you look .....
The bloke said:-
.......... which means that if the homosexual had been good looking that he might have responded. I just love the idea of this ISIS supporter or whoever, getting all excited if the homosexual had looked more attractive to him.
