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How to move to Canada...

EmperorSwordMan

A Fantasy turned Real
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There you go.
 

ShivaFan

Satyameva Jayate
Premium Member
Tolerance to so many leftist extremists I am seeing today means only agreeing with them or else. Or you who say, over and over again - actually it is so lame and tired, "moving to Canada".

Why Canada? Because you don't have a real vision of the world? Why not an island in Indonesia? Ever been to one? Thailand? Lot's of cool places - adventurers like me love to get around and really I am a citizen of the world.

I wonder, why is it when I am in the "wild", or far reaches, or deep in the underworld or spooky jungle or on a trail - I don't see any of the "I am moving to Canada" ilk. I find NRA types. Athletic types. Wandering adventurers (like I think of myself). Trump supporter types. And yes, some of the hippies, too, which many I like but I don't really "get the feel" from them as being "I moving to Canada" type.

I am in Canada a lot. Great place. I have family there. Beautiful! I hope a lot of those illiterate south of the US border types don't flood into Canada and throw their Burger King wrappers all over and dump their motor oil into the rain drains they just slugged out of their five junker F150 Ford pickups. They do that all the time around here.

So the attitude I am seeing of most of these "I am moving to Canada" ilk is tolerance means only agreeing with me and I give the orders or I will throw a tantrum if I don't get my delusions beloved by the masses who really don't like them.

That is a real bad attitude to bring to Canada. Please don't go, because I might very well retire there and I don't want that lame attitude around me. I bet a lot of Canadians don't want you, either.

And I bet all those saying that right now, not even one of you will get off your duff and go to live in Canada. Because most of you are couch potatoes and not adventurers like me. Good luck. But instead of Canada, why not Belize? I mean, can't you be more creative than Canada? My God, stop eating big Macs and get out and about. Think of it this way. If enough of you go to Belize, you could easily out populate the locals and "take over".

But the only thing is, where will be the "rich people" you are going to tax into extermination to pay for your extended vacation?

I bet you not even one of you will "move to Canada". Because you cannot get it together. But I can.
 
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Lyndon

"Peace is the answer" quote: GOD, 2014
Premium Member
I suggest a move to Russia or North Korea for Trump supporters!!
 

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
How to move to Canada? Get in your car and drive south as fast as you can.... Muahahahahahaha...


(Edit: This relies heavily on the famous American geographical illiteracy.)

Buy lots of peso's. Canadians LOVE peso's....
If you notice we are all speaking Spanish you can just relish how multicultural Canada is!

*Put another taco on the barby!*
I already pretty much "live" in Canada. Sort of.....

Much as I love and admire the Canucks, "There's still no place like home",
 

Milton Platt

Well-Known Member
So many people are searching how to move to Canada, Canada's immigration site is struggling with bandwidth and actually crashed repeatedly Wednesday as election results were coming in.

Hours after Donald Trump became the clear winner for U.S. president, Americans searching for jobs in Canada spiked "ten times the rate of previous nights," said Jed Kolko, Indeed's chief economist, in a release.

During the presidential election season, people living in America, looking for homes in Canada spiked 20%. Canada’s federal immigration agency saw a spike in Web traffic from American IP addresses in March, right after the start of caucus and primary season and again in June before the RNC.

Source

[Heavy sigh] It's such a big and varied world. Limiting yourself to Canada (yawn) is so, well, limiting.
 

Milton Platt

Well-Known Member
I'm an Australian citizen, I've already looked into transferring my disability to Australia, unfortunately I'd only get the same amount of money but everything in Australia costs at least 50% more, minimum wage is $17au and hour.

That is very interesting. I visited Australia for a number of weeks and there was much to like about it. Wouldn't your health concerns be taken care of? Can you elaborate on the Australian system?
 

Lyndon

"Peace is the answer" quote: GOD, 2014
Premium Member
Australias disabity policies are worse than America, and your just as likely to be kicked off or declared ineligible the actual benefits are worse than SSI and there's no Social Security.
 

David1967

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
No I'll stay here in the not quite as socialist U.S. of A.
Thank you for the information.
I quit going to Canada for the excellent fishing many years ago after
an unpleasant "conversation" with a Canukistan who HATED
citizens of the U.S.
(He LOVED the U.S. dollar however.)

And I seriously doubt that Canada wants an influx of our whiners. o_O
 

fantome profane

Anti-Woke = Anti-Justice
Premium Member
At least this makes more sense than when people were threatening to move to Canada after the U.S. supreme court made gay marriage legal. That was funny.
 

Parchment

Active Member
For me it would be head due north until you get there, since this really is about the election and the people upset about the outcome I'd say if you don't think Trump is your president and the American flag is not your flag then by all means find another president and find another flag. In the words of Fidel Castro "We don't want them, we don't need them" I wonder if they will label themselves political refugees....
Not trying to dissuade anyone from from moving there if they choose to but look at this evil, corporatey bean countin' move- the boardroomers truly have no souls.
Canadian Brewery Cuts a Retiree Perk: Free Beer for Life - The New York Times
 

buddhist

Well-Known Member
Tolerance to so many leftist extremists I am seeing today means only agreeing with them or else. Or you who say, over and over again - actually it is so lame and tired, "moving to Canada".

Why Canada? Because you don't have a real vision of the world? Why not an island in Indonesia? Ever been to one? Thailand? Lot's of cool places - adventurers like me love to get around and really I am a citizen of the world.

I wonder, why is it when I am in the "wild", or far reaches, or deep in the underworld or spooky jungle or on a trail - I don't see any of the "I am moving to Canada" ilk. I find NRA types. Athletic types. Wandering adventurers (like I think of myself). Trump supporter types. And yes, some of the hippies, too, which many I like but I don't really "get the feel" from them as being "I moving to Canada" type.

I am in Canada a lot. Great place. I have family there. Beautiful! I hope a lot of those illiterate south of the US border types don't flood into Canada and throw their Burger King wrappers all over and dump their motor oil into the rain drains they just slugged out of their five junker F150 Ford pickups. They do that all the time around here.

So the attitude I am seeing of most of these "I am moving to Canada" ilk is tolerance means only agreeing with me and I give the orders or I will throw a tantrum if I don't get my delusions beloved by the masses who really don't like them.

That is a real bad attitude to bring to Canada. Please don't go, because I might very well retire there and I don't want that lame attitude around me. I bet a lot of Canadians don't want you, either.

And I bet all those saying that right now, not even one of you will get off your duff and go to live in Canada. Because most of you are couch potatoes and not adventurers like me. Good luck. But instead of Canada, why not Belize? I mean, can't you be more creative than Canada? My God, stop eating big Macs and get out and about. Think of it this way. If enough of you go to Belize, you could easily out populate the locals and "take over".

But the only thing is, where will be the "rich people" you are going to tax into extermination to pay for your extended vacation?

I bet you not even one of you will "move to Canada". Because you cannot get it together. But I can.
What about the socialist paradise of Venezuela?
 
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