How to summon fairies

[Taylor Seraphim]

I feel for you and all skeptics. It angers me that God and our "Guardian Angels" refuse to reveal themselves to so many people. I wish you could have experienced the same coincidences, inspirations, people, dreams, and whatever that I have and no doubt you would believe in God, spirits, or something unseen that is intervening.

Well, I think God is a major jerk if He holds you accountable for not believing what He never gave you much reason to believe. I have been given much reason to believe, but very frustrated that He doesn't give clear instructions regarding difficult decisions.

When it comes to fairies it sounds silly, bizzare, or childish, but perhaps the thought of spirits, unseen forces, a creator, or some form of enlightenment or guiding forces would be easier for you to believe in. But still, what sucks about that is you need to be provided some clear evidence that these "forces" "entities" "Spirits" "energies" or whatever are looking out for you and getting your attention in some way.

I'll pray for you to have that. Can't say I'll pray very long but will pray none the less.

"Father in Heaven, if you expect this user who calls himself tailor Seraphim to go before you on judgment day having accomplished your will, it is your responsibility to show him that you care. May His Angels and patron Saints reveal themselves to him.
May Mother Mary console him and rock him back and forth when He suffers. May He be enlightened to know the truth, cleansed of all doubt, and a hedge of protection with legions of Angels surround Him to protect him from the evil one.
May the blood of Jesus and monsoons of God's grace fall upon him night and day and the whole Empire in Heaven pray for and bless him night and day.
Speak to him with dreams, prophecies, anointing of the Holy Spirit, and clothe and empower him with the full armor of God. We ask all this in Jesus Name! Providing your beloved child with the truth is the least you can do. If you fail to enlighten Tailor, then you are at fault, not He! Amen!"

(The rest I won't type because it's too Jesusee!

Tailor,
I'm assuming you're a guy right?

I am intersex.

 

[Spiderman]

I am intersex.

You don't have two sets of genitles do you?

Anyhow, for whatever reason I think that spiritual beings prefer to be invisible. Being invisible would be more fun methinks.

 

[Demonslayer]

Being invisible would be more fun methinks.

Then you could pee in whichever Target rest room you wanted to, without people give you guff for it.

 

[Taylor Seraphim]

You don't have two sets of genitles do you?

Anyhow, for whatever reason I think that spiritual beings prefer to be invisible. Being invisible would be more fun methinks.

Ugh....

That is a pet peeve of mine.

I have ambiguous gentiles, a hip and shoulder ratio between a male and females, a muscle tone between the two, breasts that are really really small, no facial or chest hair, periods, am infertile, and am attracted to all sexes.

 

[Spiderman]

Then you could pee in whichever Target rest room you wanted to, without people give you guff for it.

I'd prefer hang out in Queen Elizabeth's toilet

 

[Spiderman]

Ugh....

That is a pet peeve of mine.

I have ambiguous gentiles, a hip and shoulder ratio between a male and females, a muscle tone between the two, breasts that are really really small, no facial or chest hair, periods, am infertile, and am attracted to all sexes.

I hope this isn't another of your pet peeves, but I don't know what ambiguous genitals are. Does that mean one can't really discern what they are?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

He may have gotten into a fight with one of these ones:

@beenherebeforeagain
So, what do you think Fairies think about some of the modern stereotypes? I mean, sure it might tick them off but perhaps they have a sense of humor about it.

I mean, I'm Catholic but still chuckle when someone mentions priests as those "pedophile wizards in fancy robes who moan in Latin, swing thuribles, turn bread and wine into flesh and blood, and touch boys in the confession booth."

It is possible that fairies have a sense of humor in how our culture views them, no?

I have no idea, but I'm sure it's possible. I suspect their sense of humor is not identical to human, though.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I was just told it was because they hate humans. She claimed to be part dark fey so they liked her. Only a couple of the dark fey liked me, the rest tolerated me... until we broke up.

With the two quotes above... I find it weird that people get that perception.

What I said actually more comes down to the fact that many spirits I am aligned with that I would want to summon for help are often annoyed or busy. They tend to be pretty serious in nature. The only laid back ones are the ones that are always around but that I'm not too aware of that are more like guides/guardians.

The negative experiences have more to do with how i see dark and light. Dark isn't always bad but it tends to not be about your own happiness. For example it might be tied to doing a duty that isn't pleasant but that is ultimately for good.

As you say, you may be more interactive with "darker" forces than I am, and I don't do a lot of calling on them anyway, light or dark. The ones I have around the house are probably more the "laid back" ones that you don't notice as much.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

The fairy phenomenon and folklore is something I feel only slight familiarity with. It intrigues me, but doesn't really fascinate me.

I think that's cause I process it in a different way, as just 'spirits'. And since I'm convinced that everyone reading this has spirit (within them, or technically all around them), then the notion of interacting with spirits strikes me as - everyday occurrence, or abnormal if you aren't engaged in this.

With all that said, I had a couple questions that I'm interested in from any fairy aware person.

1. Are fairies aware of other names they may be given by other cultures? Or is it more likely that other cultures are connecting with other entities that are similar (in some ways) to fairies, but are not actually fairies?

2. How would a human discern between good and bad fairy? Or light and dark fairy? Perhaps 2a type question: would a dark fairy ever be perceived by good natured human as a good / positive / helpful fairy?

1) I think they're the same all over the world; I don't know if they are really aware of what we call them or think of them, etc., other than when we interact with them (including disrupting their environment, etc.) The differences noted have more to do with the culture than the spirits in question. Some will be a bit different because the species/ecosystem/environment they live/work with are different. I don't really know, though, as I've really only dealt with locals where I live, and a few places I've visited elsewhere in North America. What I consider the Fae are the earth, water and air spirits that live and "work" with the local plants, animals, geographical features, etc.--that would be the same kind all over the earth. This doesn't include other kinds of things.

2) How do you tell between good and bad humans? Dogs? Cats? Etc.? Most of the ones I encounter seem indifferent. Some seem to do bad things and give off bad feelings, others seem to do good things, and give off good feelings. How or why, I don't know.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

This struck me as I don't see certain spirits as treating human inquiry as a distraction, even a little bit. And is closer to they are sitting around doing nothing but waiting for us to summon them. I'm not claiming they are in fact 'sitting' around doing 'nothing' but do not think their own existence is like our existence, bound by time and perception. I think it quite plausible that without time binding them, that what we might interpret as simultaneous messaging is for them multi-tasking, done with ease and joy.

Thing is, there are spirits in corporeal form right now who seem to have endless patience and who are seemingly always willing to assist with whatever you might have a question about or need for. Thus, to extrapolate that idea to beings in non-corporeal existence who have similar traits doesn't strike me as a stretch.

I'm aware of cultures that have devout belief in spiritual interaction with (past) ancestors, and thus this would make sense that the level of support, care and interest would not be seen as distraction to the spirit. If anything, there would be vested interest in the outcome of the descendent being.

Plus the plausible fact that all spirits, phenomenon come from the same source would mean it likely that all spirits are related to each other, but may be self convinced they they are unlike each other in various ways, and working toward different aims. I see it as possible (or even likely) that they are working toward a larger goal that is precisely, exactly the same, but even the spirit may not be (fully) aware of this. The goal being return to source with full awareness of being, thus source (or let's say God) is aware that it is impossible to stray so far that actual disconnection has been achieved. I think of it along lines of illusion of disconnection and allowing for an existence to be had where source is denied, but not (actually) lost.

I agree--SOME seem to be "on call" as it were, but others do not. And some may be capable of and willing to be multiple places doing multiple things at the same time. But I don't assume that they are. The locals I deal with do seem to have at least a foot in this world and its cycles, but I've encountered other things that may not be at all, too. I like your thoughts here.

 

[Taylor Seraphim]

I hope this isn't another of your pet peeves, but I don't know what ambiguous genitals are. Does that mean one can't really discern what they are?

They are not easily distinguished as male or female.

 

[Spiderman]

One way some people contact Fae is they find an area where there's a strong fairy presence and leave the phone there with a note instructing fairies on how to use it, and then call the phone in a week.

 

[Taylor Seraphim]

One way some people contact Fae is they find an area where there's a strong fairy presence and leave the phone there with a note instructing fairies on how to use it, and then call the phone in a week.

Tried it with god....apparently he cant find the time to call.

 

[GoodbyeDave]

Tried it with god....apparently he cant find the time to call.

Maybe she's got better things to do...

 

[Spiderman]

Maybe she's got better things to do...

Fairies don't have as many responsibilities so they're more likely to take the time

 

[Spiderman]

This struck me as I don't see certain spirits as treating human inquiry as a distraction, even a little bit. And is closer to they are sitting around doing nothing but waiting for us to summon them. I'm not claiming they are in fact 'sitting' around doing 'nothing' but do not think their own existence is like our existence, bound by time and perception. I think it quite plausible that without time binding them, that what we might interpret as simultaneous messaging is for them multi-tasking, done with ease and joy.

Thing is, there are spirits in corporeal form right now who seem to have endless patience and who are seemingly always willing to assist with whatever you might have a question about or need for. Thus, to extrapolate that idea to beings in non-corporeal existence who have similar traits doesn't strike me as a stretch.

I'm aware of cultures that have devout belief in spiritual interaction with (past) ancestors, and thus this would make sense that the level of support, care and interest would not be seen as distraction to the spirit. If anything, there would be vested interest in the outcome of the descendent being.

Plus the plausible fact that all spirits, phenomenon come from the same source would mean it likely that all spirits are related to each other, but may be self convinced they they are unlike each other in various ways, and working toward different aims. I see it as possible (or even likely) that they are working toward a larger goal that is precisely, exactly the same, but even the spirit may not be (fully) aware of this. The goal being return to source with full awareness of being, thus source (or let's say God) is aware that it is impossible to stray so far that actual disconnection has been achieved. I think of it along lines of illusion of disconnection and allowing for an existence to be had where source is denied, but not (actually) lost.

So, when people say that they leave food for their fairies, does the food actually disappear?

 

[GoodbyeDave]

So, when people say that they leave food for their fairies, does the food actually disappear?

Yes, but you never know who's taken it. But it's the thought that counts.

There's an old story about Moses traveling in the desert and spending the night in a shepherd's tent. The shepherd puts out a bowl of milk, telling Moses that it's for God, and he always drinks it. Moses tells him that's silly and God doesn't drink milk. They stay up and watch, and sure enough it's drunk by a fox. After he's left the shepherd, God appears to Moses and tells him off. "Before you arrived, the shepherd was happy to give me milk and the fox was happy to drink it. Now neither is happy, just because you had to show how clever you are."

 

[Spiderman]

I wonder if Fairies do drugs and have orgies now and then

 

[Spiderman]

I have ambiguous gentiles, a hip and shoulder ratio between a male and females, a muscle tone between the two, breasts that are really really small, no facial or chest hair, periods, am infertile, and am attracted to all sexes.

I totally saw a sexually ambiguous person. Well he/she didn't look ambiguous. She looked like an attractive blond with soft healthy skin and long hair with pretty blue eyes. Then she spoke and had the voice of a guy , which was a turn off, which lead to the discovery that she had no breasts.

Plus I prefer my women obese and charge them by the pound.

So, I was eagerly awaiting to find out if the name was male or female. His/Her name was "Lake". What kind of gender is associated with the word Lake Lol? She looked like one of those female elves off Lord of the Rings.

Anyway, back to Fairies, I think I may have experienced the Fae. someone told me if I hang out around flowers and in nature and sing to the Fae a lot, that will attract them, but once one attracts them, if I tick them off or am bad to the environment, there will be consequences.

So, there is this garden near the Church next to a Marian shrine that I been spending hours singing and chanting and sometimes to the Fae something like

"Fairest Fairies of Fairy land
come forth and take my hand
Fairest Fairies of Fairy land
Guide and strengthen me
Open these eyes to see
reveal thyself to me..."

Not sure if Fae exist, I just asked God that whenever invoking them, He'd assign the term to put me in contact with good spirits.

Then I chanted multiple times for God to send me a Leprechaun and felt the request was granted (even if God had to create a Leprechaun on the spot, such things are easy for him

)

Then went to pick up trash for the fae folk to get on their good side, and there was a bag of chips next to some random plant where a mother duck had a nest, and she almost flew right into me.

I held her to make a youtube of me holding her, and had a feeling it ticked off the little spirits (or Fae) that care for plants and animals who were angry that I took a mother duck from her eggs to make her an unwilling internet spectacle, not only endangering her, but also the ten little ducklings she was sitting on.

So, I kid you not. After the phone ran out of energy, it simply was dead and unchargeable, and the people at the Cricket shop were unable to do anything for it, so had to buy another one.

I've had many phones and never had that problem.

Whether or not Fae exist, who knows, but I am 100% convinced it was a warning and consequence from the spirits of nature that care for plants and animals, for I abused a phone's youtube abilities to take a Mother Duck off her eggs which likely terrified her and made her very angry, which was both an abuse of a phone and animal cruelty.

See how Karma works?

Last relapse was on Dextromethorphan (which has gotten me in so much trouble and in jail) and was using a different phone under a tree at a park. I walked a little ways from the tree to eat a meal and wasn't so high as to not photographically remember my steps, and the tree wasn't very far away.

Repeatedly I retraced the steps and didn't find it, which means that either a person or animal took it, (But I have a suspicion it was a leprechaun, as they are famous of stealing things or pulling pranks on the naughty.) [at that time I didn't know Leprechauns were real...not even while high on psychedelic drugs]

Recently I moved from the Twin Cities to a sober house in Columbia Heights. Folklore says Leprechauns are famous for making shoes, and Columbia heights is called bootstrap town. The symbol for the town is a boot. They must make boots too you'd think.

Ducks also represent luck which is where the term "Lucky Duck" comes from. Irish, shamrocks, and Leprechauns also represent luck.

Who knows, but God always works through coincidence has so far been my experience. Be careful what you ask for too.

If you keep asking Him for a Leprechaun, he might bring one to you, and they are known for being grumpy and mischievous. If you ask for patience, your patience will be tested. If you ask for humility, you will be exalted, but only after humiliation and mortification of reputation. If you ask to be Christ-like, you just might get crucified

 

[Taylor Seraphim]

I totally saw a sexually ambiguous person. Well he/she didn't look ambiguous. She looked like an attractive blond with soft healthy skin and long hair with pretty blue eyes. Then she spoke and had the voice of a guy , which was a turn off, which lead to the discovery that she had no breasts.

Plus I prefer my women obese and charge them by the pound.

So, I was eagerly awaiting to find out if the name was male or female. His/Her name was "Lake". What kind of gender is associated with the word Lake Lol? She looked like one of those female elves off Lord of the Rings.

*Shrugs*