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How Unmanly Are You?

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I argue color coordinating choices in the bedroom with my wife.
I cry at sad stories and happy ones.
I coo at babies.

But I'm an utter failure here because I LOVE watching things blow up on Mythbusters and fantasize being one of them.

Does that make me bi-gender?
 

DreadFish

Cosmic Vagabond
I argue color coordinating choices in the bedroom with my wife.
I cry at sad stories and happy ones.
I coo at babies.

But I'm an utter failure here because I LOVE watching things blow up on Mythbusters and fantasize being one of them.

Does that make me bi-gender?

It makes you a balanced individual, sir.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Both, of course!
All fires can be fun.
Throw a can of starting fluid for some real fun!
Even more fun is to do what I did when I was 16 or so. Get a charcoal fire going, set up a camera and toss some firecrackers into the coals - I got a great shot of the coals being scattered after the firecracker blew up. But I had to run very, very fast and stay away from home for a few hours until my parents calmed down enough.
 

Draupadi

Active Member
During my teens I used to buy men's fragrances for myself! Now I am the most unmanly being of the thread :D.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Unmanly Men Anonymous:

"Hello. My name is Fish and... I have... feelings" :sad4:

ah...but by manly you all mean manly behavior?
I thought it was about appearance too.
Because any Italian woman (including me) prefers the virile man...and despises the short thin man.
My type has to be fat, hairy... Not that fat...but he is supposed to have a visible tummy. and he mustn't put any perfume on.
I prefer those Roman men who are not ashamed of burping after drinking a bottle of wine

I guess these two Roman idioms sum up Italian women's preferences:
L'omo ha da puzzà= Man is supposed to smell(stink) like a man
Omo de panza, omo de sostanza= Only the man who has tummy, is good at sex
 

Draupadi

Active Member
I often break into tears because of intense movies and emotional scenes. :(

Awww, that makes you sweet and not any less manly IMHO. I don't believe in the stupid conventions that men have to remain poker faced in such situations.
 

DreadFish

Cosmic Vagabond
ah...but by manly you all mean manly behavior?
I thought it was about appearance too.
Because any Italian woman (including me) prefers the virile man...and despises the short thin man.
My type has to be fat, hairy... Not that fat...but he is supposed to have a visible tummy. and he mustn't put any perfume on.
I prefer those Roman men who are not ashamed of burping after drinking a bottle of wine

I guess these two Roman idioms sum up Italian women's preferences:
L'omo ha da puzzà= Man is supposed to smell(stink) like a man
Omo de panza, omo de sostanza= Only the man who has tummy, is good at sex

It was a joke based on Alcoholics Anonymous and the popular idea that men aren't supposed to have feelings.
 

Alt Thinker

Older than the hills
How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
Real men aren't afraid of the dark!
Why did the real man cross the road?
None of your gawdam business!
How many real men does it take to cross a river?
1000. 999 to build the suspension bridge and 1 to drive the 18 wheeler.
 

Thruve

Sheppard for the Die Hard
Im high maintenance?
Shower all the time, only with hot water.
Shaving my face, shaving my head, trimming my stomach hair to perfectly flow into my chest hair, shave pubes, shave booty often, shave back. Lots of different colognes, mouthwash, aloe products, Nioxin shampoos, tea tree. In a relationship I require lots of attention and the ability to give lots of affection. I require going out to eat often and orlando once every two months lol
 
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