I honestly wouldn't know. Were there more revolts around the time of Passover? You shouldn't jump to a conclusion merely because you think it sounds plausible to you.
Simon of Peraea, according to Josephus, was a would-be "king of the Jews", who was slain in 4 BC, the date some scholars think Jesus was born. He was allegedly a former slave of Herod and some of his followers may have been crucified, a common Roman punishment for slaves that rebelled. Messianic scholar
Israel Knohl has claimed that this event might have served as an early basis for the Jesus legend, but I don't know whether he still holds to that belief. In any case, it all comes down to whose historical speculation sounds the most convincing. The earliest Jesus tradition, according to Bart Ehrman, was the "Son of Man" version in which the Christ figure was resurrected and became divine (adopted by God) only at the point of resurrection. Maybe Jesus was thought to be a reincarnated version of Simon. Anyone can make up plausible-sounding stories.
And that would still have been true if Jesus never existed, would it not?
Is that what you think happened? Had there been that many witnesses, I would expect the historical record to have produced more evidence than we currently have.
You mean that you do not find rags-to-riches stories inspiring? People wouldn't be interested in someone from humble beginnings to be resurrected as the salvation of all mankind? I don't know. It sounds like it would make a great movie script. The Greatest Story Ever Told, in fact. But you think they would have been embarrassed. I do agree with you that nobody wants to have their winky clipped.
No, you are not. You are just speculating on the basis of your very limited understanding of those times and the historical record. The earliest manuscripts that we use to reconstruct these stories were copies created about 1,000 years after the alleged event, and we know that they contain some errors and distortions. Moreover, the people in charge of copying and preserving the record were utterly convinced of a historical Jesus, and that bias was often reflected in the known scribal errors and interpolations. So it is hardly surprising that the best story we can construct from those records is that Jesus existed as a historical figure. And maybe he did, but the record that preserves the historical events is still severely compromised.