How would you kill this thing?

[yuvgotmel]

How would you kill this thing?

http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg

 

[Nanda]

With a baseball bat.

 

[GoldenDragon]

bazooka.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

If I hadn't seen this in another thread and known about the fp-thing, I would be checking my shoulder right now. And would do it again and again and again...

 

[Zephyr]

Use flamethrower to make a little fire on the ground, then poke the bottom one with a stick until it falls into it, then directly BURNiNATE the top one.

Camel Spiders. Serious Business.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

*sings* Burninating the country side! Burninating the peasants!

 

[Hope]

A lightsaber'll do the trick.:sw:

 

[Quoth The Raven]

You get a tin of fly spray, and you spray it until it goes foamy. Then when it moves you spray it again. Then when it moves again you hit it with your shoe. Then when it's half mashed on the floor with only three legs left and still trying to drag itself in your direction, you stab it with a sword.
No, hang on, that was the spider in my lounge the other week.Got confused there for a minute.:cover:
Though burnination sounds potentially effective.:yes:

 

[Bastet]

Ooh! *eyes light up* Burnination sounds like fun! :tigger:

*runs around making Dalek-type noises*
Burn-in-ate! Burn-in-ate! Burn-in-ate!!

 

[darkpenguin]

OOOOHHHH YAAAAAY a new pet for me!

I wanna love it and hug it and pet it and make it mine forever and ever

 

[Shadow Wolf]

A home made flame thrower that spews gasoline from one spout, kerosene from another, paint thinner from another, and propane to power them out at extremly high velocity.

 

[darkpenguin]

Could go on a nail gun rampage I suppose!
That picture is very deceptive with the angle and all, from what I have seen of the camel spider on myspace vids they are big but not as big as they look in that pic!
Rumour had it that they scream when they run although thats not true!
Banana spiders do scream as they fall though which I find very humorous!

 

[pete29]

My mother-in-law is a weapon of mass destruction.

 

[Mike182]

... mother in law...

 

[James the Persian]

... mother in law...

In my case, it would be mother, not mother-in-law, though my wife would certainly agree with you two.

James

 

[SoyLeche]

*sings* Burninating the country side! Burninating the peasants!

With their thatched roof cottages!!!! Thatched roof cottages!!!

 

[michel]

How would you kill this thing?

http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg

I wouldn't, but if I did, it would be with kindness......

Much as I would be terrified by it, I don't believe in killing (and that includes mothers-in-Law, spiders, scorpions) - even if they terrify me.

 

[Zephyr]

Feel the wrath of TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR!

 

[Nick Soapdish]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I'd run the other way screaming like a little girl.



Were I an enlightened master, I'd have perfect wisdom of which mudra to perform and which mantra to recite so the spider would become illuminated. There would be no need to kill it.





Peace,
Mystic

 

[MaddLlama]

I'm with Mystic on the "run away screaming" thing. :cover:

 

[evearael]

Most of the claims about them are greatly exagerated, but those are really aggressive spiders. I would put as much distance between myself and it as possible. (Of course, that would be my response for less mobile and sizable spiders too...)