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Hypothetically

Atomist

Atomist

I love you.
Venatoris said:
I'm torn. It would probably be one of these:

"Dude,WTF?"
"What's your favorite color?"
"Where do my missing socks go after I put them in the wash?"
"Why did Ben Stein make that stupid movie?"
"Can you create a Crocoduck for me?"
"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR????"
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"Do you believe in god?" is a good one. I mean god being an atheist would be hilarious.
 
Reptillian

Reptillian

Hamburgler Extraordinaire
I'd probably ask a question for Socrates, "Are you bound by a greater truth, or do you define truth?" If the answer was "bound by a greater truth", then I know what my second question would be. :)
 
PolyHedral

PolyHedral

Superabacus Mystic
Atomist said:
"Do you believe in god?" is a good one. I mean god being an atheist would be hilarious.
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But of course God would be an atheist. Him believing would be liek you believing in the postman.

My question is: Is the Reimann Hypothesis provable, and if so, what's the proof?

OK, it might not be one of the most profound questions, but the answer would get me $1,000,000. :D
 
croak

croak

Trickster
ChristineES said:
If we had two questions, I would ask that one first. But it isn't really a question, but a greeting. Most people don't expect an answer. :)
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Well, considering I only get one question, I would expect an answer. How does God feel? Does he feel? Would the big guy appreciate someone asking such an innocuous question?

Obviously I'm referring to a particular concept of a god, but feel free to mix and match. Then again, what if this god doesn't speak English? Or speak at all? What if this god is like that Ghost of Christmas Future in the movie? -shudders-
 
Tiapan

Tiapan

Grumpy Old Man
I wouldn't ask a question I'd make a statement.

"I hope you do a better job next time".

Cheers
 
it's_sam

it's_sam

Freak of Nature
I think id ask "how do we stop the struggle?" since its the end we seek for our over-all goal of peace.
 
yourhopeboundheart

yourhopeboundheart

Mig
Tiapan said:
I wouldn't ask a question I'd make a statement.

"I hope you do a better job next time".

Cheers
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"well, actually that's why i materialized you in my realm. i'm doing a little market research on my next project and i was wondering if i could get some feedback from some of the people on the ground. here's a questionnaire, and you can feel free to have some coffee while you fill it out in the conference room."
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'd ask him about the story of everything, that way I can stop thinking about it.
It polishes off the ego and draws you into the arms of love as a hurt child to their parents.
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I was born with deformed knees, and I was barely alive. I didn't have an ego then, unless I had a pretty good sized one in a previous life and the karma carried over. It's really not doing much to polish my ego off though because I've dealt with it for so long. I am cursing Autumn weather right now though.
 
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