I Am King Of RF...(for the moment)

[Revoltingest]

Bow & scrape before me, serfs, minions, subjects,
& vassals of the kingdom of Religiousforums.com!
For I am not Top Poster in every category!
If you suppliants show sufficient deference & reverence,
& bring offerings of haggis, scrap iron, bacon, & beer,
then I will favor you by briefly casting an approving glance
in your direction.

See the bottom of this page...
Forums

My loyal (& non-loyal) subjects...
Tell me how you'll serve & praise me on this glorious sunny day.

And no joking!
This is a serious thread.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My loyal (& non-loyal) subjects...
Tell me how you'll serve & praise me on this glorious sunny day.

And no joking!
This is a serious thread.

Give me your spring chicken knees and I'll tell you.

 

[Revoltingest]

Give me your spring chicken knees and I'll tell you.

 

[Stevicus]

Bow & scrape before me, serfs, minions, subjects,
& vassals of the kingdom of Religiousforums.com!
For I am not Top Poster in every category!
If you suppliants show sufficient deference & reverence,
& bring offerings of haggis, scrap iron, bacon, & beer,
then I will favor you by briefly casting an approving glance
in your direction.

See the bottom of this page...
Forums

My loyal (& non-loyal) subjects...
Tell me how you'll serve & praise me on this glorious sunny day.

And no joking!
This is a serious thread.

 

[Estro Felino]

I will serve you with kilos and kilos of bacon...

 

[Revoltingest]

There is no voting for King.
I just am.

 

[Revoltingest]

I will serve you with kilos and kilos of bacon...

Consider yourself approvingly briefly glanced at.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Bow & scrape before me, serfs, minions, subjects,
& vassals of the kingdom of Religiousforums.com!
For I am not Top Poster in every category!
If you suppliants show sufficient deference & reverence,
& bring offerings of haggis, scrap iron, bacon, & beer,
then I will favor you by briefly casting an approving glance
in your direction.

See the bottom of this page...
Forums

My loyal (& non-loyal) subjects...
Tell me how you'll serve & praise me on this glorious sunny day.

And no joking!
This is a serious thread.

Ive always been a Republican (not in the GOP sense), but this is the first moment I've been tempted towards 'rebellious Republican'...

 

[Revoltingest]

Ive always been a Republican (not in the GOP sense), but this is the first moment I've been tempted towards 'rebellious Republican'...

Well, that serves me not.
I fart in your general direction.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Bow & scrape before me, serfs, minions, subjects,
& vassals of the kingdom of Religiousforums.com!
For I am not Top Poster in every category!
If you suppliants show sufficient deference & reverence,
& bring offerings of haggis, scrap iron, bacon, & beer,
then I will favor you by briefly casting an approving glance
in your direction.

See the bottom of this page...
Forums

My loyal (& non-loyal) subjects...
Tell me how you'll serve & praise me on this glorious sunny day.

And no joking!
This is a serious thread.

King? Or loud-mouthed schnook? Verbal talent or logorrhea?

As Bassanio says of Gratiano in Merchant of Venice:

"...[he] speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more than any man in all Venice. His reasons are as two grains of wheat hid in two bushels of chaff: you shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you have them, they are not worth the search."

As Romeo says to Juliet's Nurse of Mercutio:

"A gentleman, Nurse, that loves to hear himself talk, and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month."

 

[Stevicus]

There is no voting for King.
I just am.

The Lady of the Lake says you've been deposed.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Stevicus]

Around here, even a bear like @Wu Wei can become king.

 

[Revoltingest]

King? Or loud-mouthed schnook? Verbal talent or logorrhea?

Meh...tomato...tomahto.

As Bassanio says of Gratiano in Merchant of Venice:

"...[he] speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more than any man in all Venice. His reasons are as two grains of wheat hid in two bushels of chaff: you shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you have them, they are not worth the search."

As Romeo says to Juliet's Nurse of Mercutio:

"A gentleman, Nurse, that loves to hear himself talk, and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month."

You earned a fart in your general direction.
Enjoy!

 

[Revoltingest]

The Lady of the Lake says you've been deposed.

The Lady Of The Lake farts in your direction.
After eating cabbage & lutefisk.

 

[Alien826]

I will offer a haggis, strategically placed as you sit down ...

(Shame about the lack of underwear)

 

[Revoltingest]

I will offer a haggis, strategically placed as you sit down ...

(Shame about the lack of underwear)

That was oddly phrased, but nonetheless,
I briefly glanced positively in your direction.
You man swoon if you wish.

 

[Exaltist Ethan]

 

[Subduction Zone]

The knee is at the top of the drumstick.

 

[Revoltingest]

The knee is at the top of the drumstick.

@Shadow Wolf knows what she's doing.