I Am King Of RF...(for the moment)

[Revoltingest]

With your post count, you might qualify to
shine @Shadow Wolf's shoes. But ask
for permission first...obsequiously.

 

[crossfire]

All Hail the Most-est--Revoltingest!

 

[Revoltingest]

All Hail the Most-est--Revoltingest!

You've earned both a frubal & a brief approving glance in your general direction.

 

[crossfire]

My apologies, Your Most-est. The first time I forgot the ell in your name, and it was "All Hail the Most-est Revotingest!"

 

[Revoltingest]

My apologies, Your Most-est. The first time I forgot the ell in your name, and it was "All Hail the Most-est Revotingest!"

Thou art forgiven.

 

[crossfire]

My apologies, Your Most-est. The first time I forgot the ell in your name, and it was "All Hail the Most-est Revotingest!"

Honest, I didn't mean to imply you were stuffing ballots by misspelling Revotingest.

 

[crossfire]

Honest, I didn't mean to imply you were stuffing ballots by misspelling Revotingest.

I really wouldn't meaningly propagate such conspiracy theories.

 

[Revoltingest]

Honest, I didn't mean to imply you were stuffing ballots by misspelling Revotingest.

I've low expectations for my subjects.
So no offense taken at your bumbling efforts to spell.
Perhaps I must increase RF's education budget
from rolling money to folding money.

 

[crossfire]

I've low expectations for my subjects.
So no offense taken at your bumbling efforts to spell.
Perhaps I must increase RF's education budget
from rolling money to folding money.

Well, if it is my subconscious mind, wouldn't if follow that it is also in Your subjects' unconscious minds? We're gonna have to quash this before it gets out of hand!

 

[John53]

You can't be king, you've done something to earn the position you're in.

 

[crossfire]

I've low expectations for my subjects.
So no offense taken at your bumbling efforts to spell.
Perhaps I must increase RF's education budget
from rolling money to folding money.

Wouldn't that imply you are buying the illicit votes after the fact?

 

[crossfire]

You can't be king, you've done something to earn the position you're in.

And I must tell you it wasn't from Revotingest stuffing the ballot boxes!

 

[John53]

And I must tell you it wasn't from Revotingest stuffing the ballot boxes!

True but there was stuffing involved

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Beatles tunes are generally best.
You've earned a brief approving glance.
There, it has been given.

I'm humbled.

Which Beatles songs would His Majesty prefer?

 

[Audie]

Slightly lengthened approving glance granted.
Enjoy.

We think you are envious of Megan and hubby's fame, and are shamelessly seeking status to be put to even more Base and Ignoble ends than even she and it have yet conceived.

 

[Audie]

I've had'm...or was it duck feet.
Highly over-rated.

Kind of like you that way.

 

[Revoltingest]

Kind of like you that way.

As one of the ladies in court, I cut you much slack.
But there are limits.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm humbled.

Which Beatles songs would His Majesty prefer?

The one you named.
I'm not a fanatic about gender in songs.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wouldn't that imply you are buying the illicit votes after the fact?

There is no voting.
My appointment as King is entirely up to
the Office Of Appointment (which I run).

 

[Audie]

As one of the ladies in court, I cut you much slack.
But there are limits.

Try to Lord over me and I will knee cap ya, ya bleedin' swab.