I Am King Of RF...(for the moment)

[Revoltingest]

We think you are envious of Megan and hubby's fame, and are shamelessly seeking status to be put to even more Base and Ignoble ends than even she and it have yet conceived.

Who's Megan?
Oh, you meant Meghan!
Ugh...I prefer anonymity to fame.
But fame it is to be, I prefer that to notoriety.

 

[Revoltingest]

Try to Lord over me and I will knee cap ya, ya bleedin' swab.

Feisty!
I pat thee upon the head.

 

[Audie]

Feisty!
I pat thee upon the head.

See? Already attempting base and Ignoble acts.

Ifn ya had true class you'd have earned a title. Like
" King of Swing". Or, "King of Kowloon".
( look it up. Position is currently open)

 

[Revoltingest]

See? Already attempting base and Ignoble acts.

Hey, you want lofty & noble...then find another
King, one who can out-post me. Till then, I'm
what you get...boorish backward blathering.

 

[Audie]

Hey, you want lofty & noble...then find another
King, one who can out-post me. Till then, I'm
what you get...boorish backward blathering.

Not worthy to take up the mantle of
KING OF KOWLOON anyway.

He definitely outposted you.

I've SEEN his works, and mighty ( and Noble) they be.

The King of Kowloon: my search for the cult graffiti prophet of Hong Kong

 

[Revoltingest]

Not worthy to take up the mantle of
KING OF KOWLOON anyway.

He definitely outposted you.

I've SEEN his works, and mighty ( and Noble) they be.

The King of Kowloon: my search for the cult graffiti prophet of Hong Kong

He's the King Of Kowloon.
I'm the King Of RF.
Perhaps he & I should form an alliance, eh.

 

[sun rise]

I've low expectations for my subjects.
So no offense taken at your bumbling efforts to spell.
Perhaps I must increase RF's education budget
from rolling money to folding money.

We KNOW you are not a king - you do not use the royal "we" so our assertion is proven.

 

[Audie]

We KNOW you are not a king - you do not use the royal "we" so our assertion is proven.

Ha! Busted. A imposter.

 

[Stevicus]

well duh..... of course bears are the ruling class here...there....and everywhere

Then you can knock that kilt-wearin' pretender off the throne!

 

[Stevicus]

I'm humbled.

Which Beatles songs would His Majesty prefer?

Might I recommend "Cry Baby Cry"? It tells of the King of Marigold cooking breakfast for the queen.

 

[crossfire]

Then you can knock that kilt-wearin' pretender off the throne!

Please make sure he flushes afterward.

 

[Stevicus]

With your post count, you might qualify to
shine @Shadow Wolf's shoes. But ask
for permission first...obsequiously.

Quality over quantity.

 

[crossfire]

We KNOW you are not a king - you do not use the royal "we" so our assertion is proven.

He's too cheap to hire a staff to post for him to earn the title "we." Perhaps "wee" would be a good substitute?

 

[Stevicus]

If you're angling for the job, you must fight @Shadow Wolf for it.
If you do, first notify us of your next of kin.
(We need to know where to send the body.)

If I fight @Shadow Wolf, I might get stabbed.

 

[Audie]

He's the King Of Kowloon.
I'm the King Of RF.
Perhaps he & I should form an alliance, eh.

Alliance with a ( dead ) imposter
can only end as vampire stories
end,- the castle in flames, and
peasants with torches and pitchforks
walking home thro' the dark woods.

 

[Revoltingest]

We KNOW you are not a king - you do not use the royal "we" so our assertion is proven.

King Of RF is too low in status to warrant the royal “we”.

 

[Revoltingest]

Quality over quantity.

You wish.

 

[Revoltingest]

Alliance with a ( dead ) imposter
can only end as vampire stories
end,- the castle in flames, and
peasants with torches and pitchforks
walking home thro' the dark woods.

And zombies.

 

[Wu Wei]

Then you can knock that kilt-wearin' pretender off the throne!

He was never on the thrown...that is unless you are using it as slang for toilet

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If I fight @Shadow Wolf, I might get stabbed.

True. I've got axes and flamable things and a grinder, welder, weedeater. Might have to solve what you get nerd style and roll the dice.