i died, what next?

[Rogue Cardinal]

Will my clone also be dead? Or will she have to be sacrificed?

That's a good question. Depends if you are annoying or not. IF not...we might keep a few of you around. But if it turns out you are annoying.....sacrifice!!!! At least the wyrm gods will be happy. It might be how we fix global warming!

 

[Rogue Cardinal]

i've always thought that: my body + cremation + salt shaker = loads of laughs for all my surviving relatives.

Oh man that salt shaker idea is grand. I never thought of that. I should have thought of that. I am Jealous!! Good call!

 

[Morse]

I've always thought the PETA lady had a good idea of what to do with her body when she died.

Abso-Freakin-Lutely-Insane

Elephant stands lol...

 

[korzweil]

When I die, my brain shuts off. And I won't care, because I'd be dead!

 

[linwood]

I kinda want to be wrapped around the base of the tangerine tree in my backyard to see if perhaps the very essence of my body might fertilize it to offer sweet fruit opposed to the sour fruit it now offers no matter what I do to make the damn thing give me nice tangerines!!

I suppose that might be just a bit upsetting for my daughter when she rides on her tire swing in the backyard though.

Oh well, when life gives you sour tangerines ya makes tanger-aid!

 

[Doodlebug02]

I believe in the possibility of an afterlife but I honestly think that it is more likely that we simply rot in the ground after we die.

 

[George Campbell]

When I die, my brain shuts off. And I won't care, because I'd be dead!

I hear you!

I've been waiting all my life for a chance to catch up all the lost sleep and rest when I was running around in my red 1954 Chevy convertible and working rotating shift work.